Episode #163

Big Iron: Why Mainframes Still Run the Global Economy

Think mainframes are relics? Herman and Corn explore why "Big Iron" remains the unbreakable backbone of global finance and high-speed transactions.

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In this episode of My Weird Prompts, Corn and Herman dive into the world of mainframes, often called "Big Iron." They explore why, in 2026, the world's largest banks and institutions still rely on these massive machines instead of moving entirely to the cloud. From "seven nines" of availability to real-time AI fraud detection, discover how these systems handle billions of transactions with zero downtime.

In the latest episode of My Weird Prompts, hosts Corn and Herman Poppleberry take a deep dive into a piece of technology often misunderstood by the general public: the mainframe. While many tech enthusiasts view these "Big Iron" machines as relics of the 1960s, Herman and Corn argue that in 2026, they are more relevant than ever. Prompted by a question from their housemate Daniel, the duo explores why the world’s largest financial institutions haven't traded their massive IBM cabinets for a total cloud-based infrastructure.

The Standard of Seven Nines

One of the most striking points Herman makes during the discussion is the difference in reliability standards between the cloud and mainframes. While a standard cloud provider might boast "three or four nines" of availability (roughly 99.9% to 99.99%), mainframes operate at "seven nines." This translates to less than three seconds of downtime per year. For a global bank processing billions of transactions, even a few minutes of downtime can result in catastrophic financial loss and a total loss of consumer trust.

Herman explains that the modern mainframe, such as the IBM z16, is no longer a room-sized machine with spinning tape reels, but a sleek, high-density unit designed for massive I/O (input/output) throughput. He uses a vivid analogy to distinguish mainframes from supercomputers: if a supercomputer is a Formula One car built for raw speed in one direction, a mainframe is a massive, high-speed subway system. It is designed to move millions of "passengers"—or transactions—simultaneously without any collisions or delays.

Data Gravity and the ACID Test

The conversation shifts to the strategic reasons why companies stay on the mainframe. A primary factor is "data gravity." With decades of core business logic and transaction history residing on these systems, migrating to the cloud is not just a technical hurdle; it is a massive operational risk.

Furthermore, Herman highlights a critical technical trade-off: ACID properties (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability). In the cloud, distributed databases often rely on "eventual consistency," where a transaction might take a few milliseconds to reflect across the entire system. In global finance, this is unacceptable. Mainframes are architected to ensure absolute consistency instantly, ensuring that money is never in two places at once—or nowhere at all.

Vertical Scaling vs. Horizontal Scaling

Corn and Herman compare the mainframe’s "vertical scaling" to the cloud’s "horizontal scaling." Instead of adding thousands of small, commodity servers to handle a load, the mainframe makes a single machine incredibly robust. This architecture allows for pervasive, hardware-based encryption with zero performance overhead—a feat that is difficult and costly to replicate in a standard cloud environment where encryption often slows down processing.

Surprisingly, the hosts discuss how the ROI of the mainframe is becoming more attractive in 2026. As cloud costs spiral due to egress fees and the sheer number of virtual instances required to match mainframe performance, "Big Iron" is often the more economical choice for high-volume workloads.

The Modern Mainframe: Linux and AI

A common misconception addressed in the episode is that mainframes only run archaic, proprietary code. Herman clarifies that while the primary operating system, z/OS, is a direct descendant of legacy systems, it has been modernized for the 21st century. More importantly, the "Linux on Z" initiative allows organizations to run thousands of Linux virtual machines on a single mainframe. This creates a "private cloud in a box," where a bank can run its core database on z/OS while hosting mobile app APIs in Linux containers on the same physical hardware, resulting in near-zero latency.

Perhaps the most cutting-edge development discussed is the integration of real-time AI. Herman explains that modern mainframes can perform deep learning inferencing during a transaction. This allows banks to detect and stop fraud in less than a millisecond, before the transaction is even approved. This "in-flight" analysis is a significant advantage over cloud systems, which typically analyze fraud after the fact due to the latency of moving data between servers.

The Human Element: The "Graying" of the Mainframe

The episode concludes with a look at the workforce behind these machines. The "graying of the mainframe" refers to the aging population of systems programmers who are reaching retirement age. For years, universities focused on web and mobile development, leaving a skills gap in the mainframe sector.

However, Herman is optimistic. IBM and major financial institutions are modernizing the developer experience, adding support for Python, Java, and Node.js, and allowing engineers to use familiar tools like Visual Studio Code. This is attracting a new generation of engineers who are drawn to the "weight" and importance of the work. As Corn notes, managing a mainframe is like being the lead engineer on a nuclear power plant; the stakes are incredibly high, and the systems are essential to the functioning of the global economy.

Ultimately, the episode paints a picture of a technology that is far from obsolete. The mainframe is not a relic of the past, but a specialized, high-performance foundation that continues to evolve alongside the cloud, proving that sometimes, "Big Iron" is exactly what the modern world needs.

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Episode #163: Big Iron: Why Mainframes Still Run the Global Economy

Corn
Hey everyone, welcome back to My Weird Prompts. I am Corn, and I am sitting here in our living room in Jerusalem with my brother.
Herman
Herman Poppleberry, at your service. It is a beautiful day to dive into some deep tech, and our housemate Daniel has really delivered this week.
Corn
He really did. Daniel sent us this audio prompt about something that most people think belongs in a museum, or maybe in a grainy black and white photo from the nineteen sixties. We are talking about the mainframe.
Herman
The big iron. It is one of those topics where people either know exactly what you are talking about because they work in a bank, or they think you are talking about some ancient relic that was replaced by the cloud ten years ago.
Corn
Right, and that is exactly what Daniel was asking. If we have this massive, ubiquitous cloud infrastructure now, why are these giant boxes from IBM still running the world's economy? I mean, he mentioned credit card processing, but the scale of it is actually hard to wrap your head around.
Herman
It really is. We are talking about systems that handle billions of transactions every single day with almost zero downtime. When we talk about the cloud, we talk about three nines or four nines of availability. Mainframes are playing a completely different game. They are looking for seven nines. That is less than three seconds of downtime per year.
Corn
That is incredible. I want to get into the why of that, because for most of us, the idea of a single machine being that reliable feels almost impossible. But before we get into the technical weeds, let's set the stage. When we say mainframe today, in January of twenty twenty-six, what are we actually looking at? It is not just a room full of spinning tape reels anymore, right?
Herman
Not at all. The modern mainframe, like the IBM z sixteen which was a huge milestone, looks more like a very sleek, very heavy refrigerator. Or a series of them. Inside, you have processors that are designed for a completely different kind of work than what you find in a standard server rack. These are not just fast chips. They are chips with massive I O subsystems. I O stands for input output, for the folks listening who might not be in the hardware world every day.
Corn
So it is not just about raw calculation speed, it is about how much data you can move in and out of the processor at once?
Herman
Exactly. Think of a standard high performance computer, like a supercomputer, as a Formula One car. It goes incredibly fast in one direction. It solves complex math problems very quickly. A mainframe is more like a massive, high speed subway system. It is designed to move millions of people, or in this case, transactions, through the system simultaneously without any of them bumping into each other.
Corn
That is a great analogy. So, if I am a bank, and I am looking at my infrastructure in twenty twenty-six, why am I still buying these? Daniel asked about the decision making rationale. Is it just because they have been using them since the seventies and they are afraid to move?
Herman
That is a part of it, the legacy aspect, but it is actually much more strategic than that. The first big reason is data gravity. If you have forty years of transaction data and the core logic of your business sitting on a mainframe, moving that to the cloud is not just a technical challenge, it is a massive risk. But more importantly, the cloud is actually not very good at the specific thing mainframes excel at, which is extreme consistency in high volume parallel workloads.
Corn
When you say consistency, are you talking about the ACID properties of transactions? Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability?
Herman
Precisely. In the cloud, if you are using a distributed database, you often have to deal with what they call eventual consistency. That means if I send you money, there might be a few milliseconds or even seconds where the system isn't quite sure if the money is in your account or mine. For a social media post, that is fine. For global finance, that is a disaster. Mainframes are built from the ground up to ensure that every single transaction is perfectly recorded, instantly, across the entire system.
Corn
I remember we touched on some of these architectural trade offs back in episode two hundred twelve when we were talking about AI benchmarks. It seems like the mainframe is the ultimate expression of vertical scaling rather than the horizontal scaling we see in the cloud.
Herman
That is a perfect way to put it. Instead of adding a thousand small servers, you make one giant server incredibly robust. And the security is on a different level. Modern mainframes have hardware based encryption that can encrypt all of your data all the time with zero impact on performance. In a cloud environment, that kind of pervasive encryption often comes with a significant overhead.
Corn
So it is about security, reliability, and that massive throughput. But what about the cost? Because mainframes are notoriously expensive. Is the ROI actually there compared to a massive AWS or Azure bill?
Herman
It is funny you mention that, because as cloud costs have spiraled over the last few years, the mainframe is starting to look more economical for certain workloads. When you are doing billions of transactions, the egress fees and the sheer number of virtual machine instances you would need in the cloud can actually end up costing more than the lease on a mainframe. Plus, the longevity is insane. You buy a mainframe, and it will run for a decade or more with minimal intervention.
Corn
That leads into another part of Daniel's question. What are these things actually running? Is it some weird, proprietary language that only ten people in the world understand? Daniel asked if they run Linux like supercomputers do.
Herman
The answer is both yes and no. The primary operating system for IBM mainframes is called z O S. It is a direct descendant of the operating systems from the sixties and seventies, but it has been modernized every single year. It is not Linux. It uses a different file system, different memory management, and it is designed specifically to manage those massive I O workloads we talked about.
Corn
But wait, I have definitely heard about Linux on the mainframe. Is that a separate thing?
Herman
Yes! That is called Linux on Z, or sometimes IFL, which stands for Integrated Facility for Linux. IBM realized years ago that if they wanted to stay relevant, they had to support the modern open source ecosystem. So, you can actually run thousands of Linux virtual machines on a single mainframe. It is like having a private cloud inside one box.
Corn
So you get the reliability of the mainframe hardware but the flexibility of Linux? That seems like the best of both worlds.
Herman
It really is. You can have your core banking database running on z O S for that extreme consistency, and then you can have your web front ends and mobile app APIs running in Linux containers on the same physical hardware. The latency between those two environments is basically zero because they are sharing the same backplane.
Corn
That is a huge advantage. In a typical cloud setup, your web server might be in one data center and your database in another, and even a few milliseconds of latency can add up when you are doing millions of requests.
Herman
Exactly. And let's not forget about the latest developments. In the last year or so, IBM has been pushing AI on the mainframe. Not for training massive models like GPT four, but for real time inferencing. Imagine a credit card transaction happening. With a mainframe, you can run a deep learning model to check for fraud on that specific transaction in less than a millisecond, while the transaction is still happening. In the cloud, you usually have to do that after the fact because the latency is too high.
Corn
That is a massive use case. If you can stop the fraud before the transaction is even approved, you save billions.
Herman
Precisely. It is all about that tight integration. But I think we should take a quick break before we get into the "who" part of Daniel's question—who actually manages these beasts and what the future looks like for the people in those roles.
Corn
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Corn
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Herman
Yeah, I think I will stick to standard firewalls for now. Anyway, Corn, you were asking about who manages these systems. This is actually one of the most fascinating and, frankly, stressful parts of the mainframe world right now.
Corn
I have heard the term "graying of the mainframe." Is it true that everyone who knows how to run these things is about to retire?
Herman
It is a real concern. For a long time, universities stopped teaching mainframe skills. Everyone wanted to learn web development, mobile apps, or cloud architecture. So you have this huge generation of systems programmers and operators who are in their sixties and seventies. They are the ones who know how to tune a C I C S region or manage a D B two database at massive scale.
Corn
C I C S? That is a new acronym for me.
Herman
Customer Information Control System. It is basically the application server for the mainframe. Most of the world's bank accounts are managed by C I C S. It is incredibly powerful, but it is not something you just pick up in a weekend bootcamp.
Corn
So what happens when those people retire? Does the world's financial system just... stop?
Herman
Well, that is the big push right now. IBM and the big banks are pouring money into training a new generation. And they are doing it by making the mainframe look more like the tools young developers already use. They have added support for Python, Java, and even Node dot J S. You can use Visual Studio Code to write mainframe code now. You don't have to use those old green screen terminals anymore.
Corn
That makes a lot of sense. If you can use the same tools you use for web dev, it lowers the barrier to entry. But is it working? Are people actually signing up to be mainframe engineers?
Herman
It is starting to happen. There is a certain kind of engineer who loves the idea of being at the center of everything. If you work on a mainframe, you are not just building a feature for an app that might disappear in two years. You are managing the infrastructure that keeps the global economy moving. There is a weight to it, a sense of importance that you don't always get in other areas of tech.
Corn
I can see the appeal. It is like being the lead engineer on a nuclear power plant or a massive bridge. The stakes are incredibly high. But Daniel also asked about the decision making rationale today. If I am a startup, I am obviously not buying a mainframe. So is this market just slowly shrinking as the older companies eventually modernize?
Herman
It is actually the opposite in some ways. While the number of mainframe customers might not be growing rapidly, the amount of work being done on mainframes is increasing. As more of the world goes digital, the number of transactions per second is exploding. And the mainframe is still the most efficient way to handle that growth. We are seeing a shift toward what is called hybrid cloud.
Corn
Hybrid cloud. We talked about that a bit in episode two hundred sixty four with the Model Context Protocol. The idea that you don't have to choose just one environment.
Herman
Exactly. You keep your core, high security, high volume data on the mainframe, and you use the cloud for your customer facing apps, your data analytics, and your experimental features. The mainframe becomes the "system of record," and the cloud becomes the "system of engagement." It is a very powerful combination.
Corn
So, it's not a "this or that" situation. It is about using the right tool for the job. But what about the "why not just use the cloud" part of the question? If AWS or Google Cloud really wanted to, couldn't they build something as reliable as a mainframe?
Herman
They are trying, certainly. But it is a fundamental architectural difference. The cloud is built on the idea of commodity hardware. If a server fails, you just spin up another one. It is designed for failure. The mainframe is designed to never fail. Every component in a mainframe is redundant. There are two of everything, and they are constantly checking each other. You can literally pull a processor card out of a running mainframe, and it will keep working without dropping a single transaction.
Corn
That is the hardware level reliability. But what about the software? Is z O S really that much better than Linux for this?
Herman
For transaction processing, yes. z O S has something called the Workload Manager, or W L M. It is an incredibly sophisticated piece of software that can prioritize millions of different tasks based on business goals. If a high value trade comes in, the W L M ensures it gets the CPU cycles it needs, even if the system is at ninety-nine percent capacity. Linux is great, but its scheduler wasn't built for that specific kind of extreme multi-tenancy.
Corn
It sounds like the mainframe is the ultimate "set it and forget it" machine, but with the caveat that when you do need to change something, it requires a very specific set of skills.
Herman
Exactly. And that is why the "who manages them" question is so critical. It is not just about writing code; it is about understanding the whole ecosystem. A mainframe systems programmer needs to understand hardware, networking, storage, and security at a very deep level. They are the last of the true generalists in a world of extreme specialization.
Corn
That is an interesting perspective. Usually, we think of mainframe people as the ultimate specialists, but they actually have to know how the whole stack works because the stack is so integrated.
Herman
Precisely. In the cloud, you might only care about your specific container or your specific API. On the mainframe, the performance of your application is tied directly to how the whole machine is configured.
Corn
So, let's look at the practical takeaways here. For our listeners who are in the tech industry, maybe they are developers or IT managers. Should they be paying attention to the mainframe? Or is it just a niche for the big banks?
Herman
I think everyone should pay attention to the architectural principles of the mainframe. The focus on reliability, the focus on I O throughput, and the way they handle data gravity—those are lessons that apply to the cloud too. If you are building a high volume system in the cloud, you are essentially trying to recreate a lot of what the mainframe already does.
Corn
That is a great point. We often reinvent the wheel in the cloud because we don't look at the history of computing.
Herman
Exactly. And for younger developers, don't dismiss the mainframe as a career path. The salaries are often higher because the skills are rare, and you get to work on some of the most challenging problems in the world. Plus, with the integration of Linux and modern tools, it is not the "boring" job it used to be. You could be the person who figures out how to run a massive AI model on a mainframe to prevent global financial fraud. That is a pretty cool resume line.
Corn
It definitely is. And I think it is important to realize that "legacy" doesn't mean "obsolete." Sometimes, the old way of doing things is still the best way because it was designed for a level of scale and reliability that we are still struggling to match with newer technologies.
Herman
Well said, Corn. The mainframe is a survivor. It has survived the rise of the PC, the rise of the internet, and now the rise of the cloud. And every time, it has adapted and found a new reason to exist. I suspect we will still be talking about mainframes in twenty thirty-six.
Corn
Probably so. Maybe by then they will be running on quantum processors, or whatever the next big thing is.
Herman
Oh, don't get me started on quantum. IBM is already working on quantum-safe cryptography for the mainframe because they know that their customers need to be protected from threats that don't even exist yet. That is the level of forward thinking we are talking about.
Corn
That is actually a perfect place to wrap up. The mainframe is the past, the present, and apparently, the quantum-safe future.
Herman
It really is. Daniel, thank you for that prompt. It was a great excuse to nerd out on some big iron.
Corn
Absolutely. And to our listeners, if you enjoyed this deep dive into the world of mainframes, we would really appreciate it if you could leave us a review on your podcast app or on Spotify. It genuinely helps other people find the show and allows us to keep exploring these weird and wonderful topics.
Herman
Yeah, every review counts. And if you have a question or a topic you want us to tackle, you can head over to our website at my weird prompts dot com and use the contact form. We love hearing from you.
Corn
This has been My Weird Prompts. We are available on Spotify and all your favorite podcast platforms. I am Corn.
Herman
And I am Herman Poppleberry.
Corn
Thanks for listening, and we will see you next time.
Herman
Keep those prompts coming!
Corn
Until next week, everyone. Stay curious.
Herman
And stay off the pressurized ozone.
Corn
Good advice, Herman. Goodbye!
Herman
Bye!

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.

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