Corn the Sloth

The official headshot. Corn practiced this look for three hours.

Pizza night in Jerusalem. Corn claims sloths invented pizza. Nobody believes him.

Corn's natural state: wrapped in blankets, contemplating the universe.

Corn's dinosaur phase. He insists it was 'performance art.'

Corn going undercover. The chickens were not fooled.

Sourcing ingredients for his legendary (and medically debunked) leaf medicine.

Corn conducting 'important research' at the shuk. The results were delicious.

Sampling the local craft beer scene. For research purposes only.

A sloth of refined tastes. Corn insists wine pairs best with leaves.

Corn pretending to be a persimmon. He thinks he blends in.

Corn found a tree and won't let go. Classic sloth behavior.

Babysitting a distant relative. He's a natural.

Bedtime stories with Corn. His phone's charging, his book is open, and he's out in three pages.

Corn's daily mindfulness practice. The phone next to him has a meditation app. He's already asleep.

Corn finding his way to the miklat. The headlamp was Herman's idea.

Shabbat shalom from Corn. The radio stays on. The vibes are immaculate.

Corn monitoring the situation from his command center. He takes 'situational awareness' very seriously.

Corn in his robe. Spa day is every day when you're a sloth.

Corn contemplating life's big decisions. Building? Shelter? Park? All valid.

Corn hard at work. The mug says 'Slow Down.' The laptop says otherwise.

Corn with his checklist. Step 4: 'Wait, what was step 2 again?'

Corn doing inventory. 72-hour water supply: check. Snacks: still negotiating with Herman.

Bath time with the little one. Corn insists rubber ducks are essential.