#2963: The Forgotten Grains That Could Feed a Hungry World

Millet, sorghum, and teff feed half a billion people. So why don't we grow more of them?

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The numbers are stark: 733 million people faced chronic hunger in 2025, according to the UN's latest State of Food Security report. That's one in eleven people on the planet, concentrated overwhelmingly in conflict-affected regions. Yet global cereal production hit 2.8 billion metric tons — enough to provide 2,800 calories per person per day. The problem isn't production. It's distribution, infrastructure, and conflict.

What makes this episode compelling is the focus on "orphan crops" — millet, sorghum, teff, and fonio — that feed hundreds of millions but receive almost no research funding. Pearl millet, the sixth most produced cereal globally at 30 million tons per year, gets less than 2% of agricultural R&D. Rice gets 40%. These grains are drought-tolerant (pearl millet grows on just 250mm of annual rainfall, versus rice's 1,200mm), nutrient-dense (finger millet has 5-7 times the calcium of rice), and culturally central to the communities that grow them.

The episode also examines three ways Western food aid goes wrong: shipping ingredients people can't cook, the "superfood" problem where quinoa exports priced Andean farmers out of their own staple, and monoculture thinking that pushes maize and rice into regions where millet and sorghum would thrive. In Malawi's 2024-2025 drought, maize lost 40% of its crop while millet lost only 10-15% — yet 90% of emergency food aid was maize meal.

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#2963: The Forgotten Grains That Could Feed a Hungry World

Corn
Daniel sent us this one on the eve of Shavuot — it's the harvest festival, the day the first barley sheaf was offered at the Temple, and he's asking us to look beyond barley to the grains that actually sustain hundreds of millions of people today but barely register in a Western supermarket. Millet, sorghum, teff, fonio — the forgotten grains. How many people are hungry right now? Do we actually not produce enough food? And when Westerners draft their own dietary assumptions onto cultures they've never encountered, where do we trip? It's a big one.
Herman
It is, and the Shavuot connection is genuinely useful here — not just a seasonal hook. Shavuot marks the wheat harvest in ancient Israel, but the omer offering that counted down to it? That was barley. Barley was the poor man's grain, the subsistence crop. And that's exactly what millet, sorghum, and teff are for about half a billion people today. So let's start with the numbers, because the scale of global hunger is both staggering and completely counterintuitive.
Herman
Seven hundred thirty-three million people faced hunger in twenty twenty-five. That's from the UN's State of Food Security report, released just last month, April twenty twenty-six. The number hasn't budged since twenty twenty. Seven hundred thirty-three million — that's one in eleven people on the planet.
Corn
Hunger here means what, exactly? Because I feel like that word gets stretched.
Herman
It's a specific FAO definition — chronic undernourishment, meaning a person doesn't have enough dietary energy to maintain a normal, active, healthy life. It's not "I skipped breakfast." It's a sustained calorie deficit. And the regional breakdown tells its own story. Two hundred eighty-two million in Africa — that's twenty point four percent of the continent's population. Four hundred eighteen million in Asia. Forty-three million in Latin America and the Caribbean. And here's the thing that should really land — seventy percent of the world's hungry live in conflict-affected fragile states. That's World Food Programme data. Hunger is increasingly concentrated in war zones.
Corn
It's not a production problem.
Herman
It is absolutely not a production problem. Global cereal production hit two point eight billion metric tons in twenty twenty-five — that's USDA data, the WASDE report. If you do the math, that's about two thousand eight hundred calories per person per day, before you even account for pulses, vegetables, fruit, fish, dairy. We produce enough calories to feed ten billion people.
Corn
Yet one in eleven goes hungry. So the food exists. It's just not reaching them.
Herman
And some of it isn't reaching anyone. Thirty to forty percent of all food produced globally is lost or wasted. In Sub-Saharan Africa, post-harvest loss for grains specifically is fifteen to twenty percent — poor storage, pests, lack of infrastructure. Grain gets harvested, piled in open-air structures, and the rats and the mold get to it before a truck ever shows up. In the developed world, the waste happens at the consumer end — the bag of spinach in the back of the fridge. In the developing world, it happens between the field and the market.
Corn
We've got enough food, we're just bad at moving it and keeping it. And that's before we even get to the question of what food we're producing and who it's for. Which brings us to the grains themselves. Herman, tell me about millet.
Herman
Millet is not one thing — it's a family of small-seeded grasses. Pearl millet, finger millet, proso millet, foxtail millet, kodo millet, little millet, barnyard millet. Pearl millet is the big one in Africa and the Sahel. It is the sixth most produced cereal on the planet — about thirty million tons a year. And yet it receives less than two percent of global agricultural research and development funding. That's CGIAR data from twenty twenty-four. For a grain that feeds hundreds of millions of people.
Corn
What does rice get?
Herman
Rice gets about forty percent of cereal R and D funding. And I want to be clear — rice is incredibly important, I'm not here to trash rice. But the funding disparity reflects a deeper assumption about whose food matters. Millet is what economists and agronomists call an "orphan crop" — a crop that's critical to food security in specific regions but gets ignored by global research because it's not traded on commodity exchanges the way wheat, maize, and rice are.
Corn
That's a bleak phrase.
Herman
It's not just millet. Sorghum — sixty million tons a year, the fifth most produced cereal globally. But in the United States, most of it goes to animal feed and ethanol. In China, it's biofuel. Teff — the staple grain of Ethiopia, the basis of injera, that spongy flatbread. Grown on about three million hectares in the Horn of Africa. Fonio — West Africa's ancient grain, matures in six to eight weeks, so drought-resistant it's sometimes called "the lazy farmer's crop" because it practically grows itself. Amaranth — a pseudo-cereal that was a staple of the Aztec empire before the Spanish banned it for being used in pagan rituals.
Corn
The Spanish banned a grain?
Herman
Amaranth was central to Aztec religious ceremonies — they'd mix it with honey and form it into idols. The conquistadors saw that and said, this grain is demonic, you're growing wheat now. And amaranth cultivation collapsed.
Corn
There's a long history of powerful people deciding which grains are legitimate and which aren't.
Herman
It continues today. Here's what makes these grains important for food security, beyond the cultural dimension. Pearl millet can grow in as little as two hundred fifty millimeters of annual rainfall. Rice needs twelve hundred millimeters minimum. Wheat needs about five hundred to seven hundred. Maize needs at least five hundred. Pearl millet will produce a harvest in conditions where wheat doesn't even germinate.
Corn
Two hundred fifty millimeters. barely any rain.
Herman
It's semi-arid. It's the Sahel. And these grains aren't just drought-tolerant — they're nutrient-dense in ways that rice and wheat are not. Finger millet has five to seven times the calcium of rice. Three times the fiber of wheat. Teff is naturally high in iron and resistant starch. Fonio has a balanced amino acid profile that includes methionine and cysteine, which most grains lack.
Corn
They're tougher to grow in bad conditions, and they're better for you. Why aren't they everywhere?
Herman
That is the question that the whole episode pivots on. And part of the answer is that being tough to grow is different from being easy to process. Millet and sorghum have hard outer bran layers that require dehulling. They have short shelf lives once milled. They're labor-intensive to process at scale. The global food system is optimized for wheat, maize, and rice because we've spent a century building mills, silos, shipping routes, and futures markets around those three grains. The infrastructure doesn't exist for millet at the same scale.
Corn
It's a chicken-and-egg problem. No infrastructure because no market demand. No market demand because no infrastructure.
Herman
That's where we get into the second big question from the prompt. If we really wanted to solve world hunger, could we? The answer is yes, technically — we have the calories, we have the logistics technology, we have the agronomic knowledge. But the "yes" comes with a but the size of a continent. The but is political will, trade policies, and the fact that hunger is concentrated in places where governance has collapsed.
Corn
You can't ship millet to a war zone if the trucks get looted at the checkpoint.
Herman
The World Food Programme spends about forty percent of its budget on security — armed escorts, negotiations with armed groups, risk insurance. In South Sudan, in parts of Somalia, in eastern DRC, the food exists in warehouses two hundred kilometers away and it cannot get through. That's not a production problem. That's not even a distribution problem in the logistical sense. It's a security problem.
Corn
The "could we solve it" question is almost misleading. Technically yes, practically no, not without solving conflict first. But there's another layer here that the prompt gets at — the assumptions Westerners bring when they try to help. What do we get wrong?
Herman
Let me give you three specific trip points. The first one: protein-centrism. Western food aid, especially from the US — and I say this as someone who generally supports American foreign policy — has historically been shaped by the assumption that the world needs more protein and more calories in the most shelf-stable form possible. So we ship fortified wheat flour and soy protein isolate. To regions where people don't eat bread. Where they may not have ovens. Where the cooking fuel to boil wheat porridge might cost more than the food itself.
Corn
We ship ingredients they can't cook.
Herman
Or won't. A sixty-year-old woman in rural Niger has been eating millet porridge her entire life. Her gut microbiome is adapted to it. Her cooking techniques are built around it. Her social rituals involve pounding millet with other women. You hand her a bag of fortified wheat flour and say "this is better for you" — she might not have a way to cook it, she might not like the taste, and she might sell it at the market to buy millet she actually wants.
Corn
Then there's the dignity piece. Food isn't just fuel.
Herman
It's not. Which brings me to the second trip point — the superfood problem. Quinoa is the classic case. Quinoa was a staple of the Andean diet for thousands of years. Then around two thousand six, Western health food markets discovered it. Prices tripled between two thousand six and twenty fourteen. Bolivian and Peruvian farmers could suddenly sell their quinoa for export prices that were higher than what their neighbors could afford. Local consumption dropped. The people who had grown and eaten quinoa for millennia were priced out of their own staple.
Corn
The health food aisle in Whole Foods literally took food out of the mouths of Andean farmers.
Herman
To be clear, quinoa exports did bring income to some farming communities — it's not a simple villain story. But the net effect on food security for non-farming Andean households was negative. The FAO documented this extensively. And the quinoa boom created monoculture pressure — farmers stopped rotating crops, soil degraded, and when quinoa prices eventually dropped, they were left with depleted land and no diversified income.
Corn
The Western consumer "discovering" a grain can be an extractive act, even when the intention is just "I'd like a healthy lunch bowl.
Herman
The road to nutritional hell is paved with good intentions. Third trip point: monoculture thinking in aid policy. USAID's Feed the Future program, launched under Obama and continued in various forms since, historically pushed maize and rice intensification in Africa. High-yield hybrid seeds, synthetic fertilizer, the Green Revolution playbook. And to be fair, that playbook worked in India and Mexico in the nineteen sixties and seventies. But it also assumed that what Africa needed was more maize and more rice.
Corn
Instead of more millet and sorghum that actually grow there.
Herman
Here's a concrete example. The twenty twenty-four to twenty twenty-five El Niño-driven drought in Southern Africa. Malawi lost forty percent of its maize crop. In the same region, sorghum and millet fields lost only ten to fifteen percent. They survived because they're adapted to exactly that kind of stress. And yet ninety percent of the emergency food aid that poured into Malawi was maize meal.
Corn
Wait, ninety percent? They shipped maize to a country whose maize crop had just failed because of drought — a drought that millet survived — and they didn't ship millet?
Herman
They shipped maize. Because that's what the aid procurement pipeline is set up to do. The US produces enormous amounts of maize. It's cheap, it's available, and the legal framework for food aid — the Farm Bill, the Food for Peace Act — has historically required that a significant portion of US food aid be sourced from American farmers and shipped on American vessels. It's not just an aid program. It's also an agricultural subsidy program and a maritime jobs program.
Corn
Food aid is partly about feeding hungry people and partly about keeping American farmers and shippers employed.
Herman
That's the uncomfortable reality. The good news is this has been changing. The twenty eighteen Farm Bill increased the amount of aid that can be sourced locally — cash transfers that let the WFP buy food in the region rather than shipping it from Kansas. Local and regional procurement has gone from about ten percent to as high as forty percent in some WFP operations. But it's still not the default.
Corn
When you ship imported grain instead of buying local, you're not just feeding people — you're reshaping an entire food system. Tell me about what happens in the Sahel when NGOs dump rice.
Herman
There was a twenty twenty-two study in the journal Global Food Security that found sixty percent of food aid in the Sahel is white rice. White rice cannot be grown in the Sahel. It requires irrigation infrastructure that doesn't exist. So every bag of rice creates dependency — it tells local farmers "don't bother growing millet, we'll bring rice." It tells local consumers "rice is what civilized people eat, millet is for the backward." And it tells local governments "you don't need to invest in millet processing infrastructure, the donors will handle food.
Corn
There's a cultural erasure happening alongside the nutritional one.
Herman
In Burkina Faso, fonio is called "the seed of the ancestors." It's central to harvest rituals, wedding feasts, naming ceremonies. When you displace fonio with imported rice, you're not just changing what people eat. You're severing a connection between food, land, and identity that goes back centuries. But it doesn't have a global commodity market behind it.
Corn
What does work? Because this has been a fairly grim tour so far. Give me the success stories.
Herman
There are real ones, and they're instructive. Let's start with India's millet revival. In twenty twenty-three, the Indian government declared millets "Nutri-Cereals" and launched a five hundred million dollar subsidy program to boost production and marketing. They branded it around health and climate resilience. Consumption is still only about eight kilograms per person per year compared to seventy kilograms for rice — so there's a long way to go. But production has increased, processing facilities are being built, and millet is showing up in urban supermarkets in Delhi and Mumbai as a premium health food.
Corn
India making millet aspirational.
Herman
And it's working because they didn't frame it as "poor people's food that we're giving to hungry people." They framed it as an ancient super-grain that modern, health-conscious consumers should choose. Different psychology, same grain.
Corn
What about Africa?
Herman
The African Orphan Crops Consortium — launched in twenty eleven, based in Nairobi — is sequencing the genomes of one hundred one underutilized African crops. Baobab, moringa, amaranth, fonio, teff, dozens of indigenous vegetables and fruits. The idea is that if you understand the genetics, you can breed for better yields, better taste, better processing characteristics, without losing the traits that make these crops resilient in the first place.
Corn
The Gates Foundation is involved?
Herman
Forty million dollars into sorghum and millet breeding from twenty twenty-one to twenty twenty-six. They've produced drought-tolerant varieties with twenty to thirty percent higher yields. Not through genetic modification — through marker-assisted breeding, which is basically accelerated traditional breeding. You identify the genes for drought tolerance, you cross plants that have them, and you select the best offspring. It's faster than waiting for nature but it's not GMO.
Corn
The yields are actually better?
Herman
Twenty to thirty percent in field trials across Niger, Mali, and Burkina Faso. But here's the thing — and this is where the episode plan really sharpens — the bottleneck isn't seed genetics. It's post-harvest processing. Millet and sorghum are hard to mill. They have short shelf lives. They require labor-intensive dehulling. You can give a farmer a drought-tolerant millet variety that produces thirty percent more grain, and if she has nowhere to store it and no way to mill it, half of that gain rots or gets eaten by pests.
Corn
The most impactful intervention might be a two-dollar bag.
Herman
You're referencing the Purdue Improved Crop Storage bags — hermetic storage bags that seal grain in an airtight environment. Insects inside the grain use up the oxygen and die. The grain stays dry. Post-harvest loss drops by ninety percent. They cost about two dollars each and last for three to five years. In field trials across West Africa, farmers using these bags reduced their grain losses from fifteen to twenty percent down to less than two percent. That is a higher return on investment than any new seed variety.
Corn
A two-dollar plastic bag outperforms a forty-million-dollar breeding program.
Herman
They do different things, both are needed. But from a pure cost-effectiveness standpoint, storage and processing infrastructure consistently beats seed genetics in the development economics literature. The Odisha Millet Mission in India — this ran from twenty seventeen to the present — didn't just distribute seeds. It built processing units in villages. It trained women's self-help groups to run dehulling machines. It created marketing links to urban buyers. And the result was fifty thousand hectares restored to millet cultivation and a forty percent increase in farmer incomes.
Corn
Forty percent income increase from a processing-and-markets approach.
Herman
That's the lesson. The grains exist. The calories exist. The drought tolerance is already in the DNA of these plants. What's missing is the infrastructure to get the grain from the field to the plate in a form people want to eat, and the market signals that tell farmers "planting millet is a good economic decision.
Corn
Which brings us to the Western consumer piece. The prompt asks about what we can actually do. And I think a lot of listeners hear "global hunger" and either feel guilty or tune out because it seems unsolvable.
Herman
The single most impactful thing a Western consumer can do is diversify their own grain consumption. Not as charity. Not as a sacrificial act. But to create market demand that normalizes these crops. If fonio and millet become mainstream in Europe and North America — not as a niche health food for yoga instructors, but as a normal thing you might cook for dinner — that drives investment in processing infrastructure. Mills get built. Supply chains form. And those supply chains benefit producers in the Sahel and South Asia because they create a commercial market that doesn't depend on aid budgets.
Corn
Buying millet at the grocery store is actually a form of food system advocacy.
Herman
It's more effective than signing a petition. Because it sends a price signal. And commodity markets respond to price signals faster than they respond to moral arguments. The fonio revival in West Africa is instructive here — chefs like Pierre Thiam, a Senegalese chef based in New York, have brought fonio to US markets through his company Yolélé. But only about five percent of fonio production is exported. The rest stays local. And the export boom hasn't caused price spikes because production increased threefold since twenty eighteen. They scaled supply alongside demand.
Corn
It's possible to do the quinoa thing right, if you're intentional about it.
Herman
The key difference is that fonio production was expanded, not just redirected from local markets to export markets. That requires investment in farmer training, in processing facilities, in market linkages. It's harder than just showing up with a checkbook and buying the existing harvest. But it's the difference between extractive trade and sustainable development.
Corn
Let's talk about what policymakers and aid organizations should be doing differently. You mentioned local procurement earlier.
Herman
The food sovereignty framework — this comes from La Via Campesina, the global peasant movement — argues that aid should prioritize local procurement and storage infrastructure over imported grain. The WFP's Purchase for Progress program, P4P, demonstrated that this is viable. It increased local sourcing from about ten percent to forty percent in participating countries. Farmers got a reliable buyer. Hungry people got culturally appropriate food. Money stayed in the local economy.
Corn
Except the American shipping companies.
Herman
That's the political obstacle. Food aid reform in the US is opposed by a coalition of shipping interests, agribusiness, and some NGOs whose funding models depend on monetizing donated commodities. Monetization, by the way, is when an NGO receives free American grain, sells it on the local market to raise cash for their programs, and in the process crashes local grain prices and undercuts local farmers. It's a terrible practice and it's been widely documented as harmful.
Corn
An NGO gets free grain, sells it cheap, and destroys the market for the local farmers they're supposedly helping.
Herman
That's monetization. And it's been largely phased out in official US food aid — the twenty eighteen Farm Bill restricted it — but it persists in some NGO practices and in other donor countries' programs.
Corn
That's the Western assumption problem in its purest form. "We have grain, you need grain, here's grain." Without asking whether you want grain, what kind of grain, or what the grain will do to your local grain market.
Herman
It circles back to the cultural dimension. In many of these regions, grain isn't just calories. It's identity. In Ethiopia, teff is the basis of injera — that spongy, slightly sour flatbread that's the foundation of every meal. An Ethiopian meal without injera isn't an Ethiopian meal. You can't replace teff with wheat flour and expect people to be happy about it, even if the calories are the same.
Corn
The musical equivalent of beige wallpaper — that's what imported wheat flour is to someone who grew up eating injera.
Herman
And we haven't even touched on amaranth. The Aztecs grew it, the Spanish banned it, and it survived in remote pockets of Mexico and Guatemala for five hundred years. Now it's being rediscovered — not just as a health food in the West, but as a climate-resilient crop for Central America. Amaranth can grow in poor soils with minimal water. Its leaves are edible too — it's a dual-purpose crop. And it produces these tiny seeds that are about fourteen percent protein, with a complete amino acid profile.
Corn
Complete protein from a plant. That's unusual.
Herman
Most plant proteins are deficient in one or more essential amino acids. Amaranth and quinoa are the exceptions — they're complete proteins. Which means they're not just culturally significant, they're nutritionally superior to wheat and rice in measurable ways. And yet amaranth is grown on maybe two hundred thousand hectares globally. Wheat is on two hundred twenty million hectares.
Corn
Three orders of magnitude difference.
Herman
That's not because wheat is three orders of magnitude better. It's because wheat has had a century of aggressive breeding, mechanization, and market development behind it. The Green Revolution was built on wheat, rice, and maize. Norman Borlaug won the Nobel Peace Prize for dwarf wheat. And the Green Revolution saved millions of lives — I'm not diminishing that. But the next Green Revolution, the one we need for a warming planet, is going to have to be built on different crops.
Corn
Because wheat can't handle three degrees of warming.
Herman
Wheat yields drop about six percent for every degree Celsius of warming above the optimum. At two degrees of warming, which we're on track for, that's twelve percent yield loss globally. At three degrees, eighteen percent. And the losses are concentrated in the hottest regions — which are also the poorest. Meanwhile, pearl millet barely notices two degrees. It evolved in the Sahel. It's already adapted to temperatures that would kill wheat.
Corn
The climate case for forgotten grains is essentially: these are the crops that will survive. Everything else is a bet on a climate that no longer exists.
Herman
That's the open question the prompt leaves us with. As climate change accelerates, will the global food system finally pivot toward the drought-tolerant grains that have been feeding millions for millennia? Or will we keep trying to grow wheat in the Sahel?
Corn
The next ten years are going to be a battle between two visions. The "climate-smart agriculture" push — which often means GMO maize, drip irrigation, and more inputs — and the agroecological approach, which centers indigenous crops and traditional knowledge.
Herman
The data suggests both are needed. There's no purist solution here. Some regions will benefit from improved maize varieties. Others need millet processing infrastructure. The mistake is assuming one model fits everywhere — which is, ironically, the same Western assumption trap we've been talking about this whole episode.
Corn
The monoculture of the mind, applied to agriculture policy.
Herman
That's well put. Let me give you one more concrete example before we wrap. In the twenty twenty-four growing season, Niger experienced a forty percent rainfall deficit — a serious drought. Maize yields dropped thirty-five percent in the affected regions. Pearl millet yields dropped twelve percent. Same drought, same soil, different crops. And Niger's farmers know this. They're not planting millet because they don't know about maize. They're planting millet because millet works.
Corn
Yet the global agricultural research establishment still treats millet like a hobby crop.
Herman
Less than two percent of R and D funding. For the sixth most produced cereal on Earth. That number should be seared into people's minds. It's not a funding gap — it's a value judgment about whose food system matters.
Corn
Let's get practical for the listeners. What can someone who's convinced by this actually do?
Herman
First, diversify your own pantry. Buy millet, buy fonio, buy sorghum flour. Cook with them. The more these grains show up in Western kitchens, the more viable the commercial supply chains become. Second, if you're in a position to influence institutional purchasing — you run a restaurant, you're on a school board, you work in corporate catering — specify these grains. The demand signal from institutional buyers is enormous. Third, support organizations that are doing the processing infrastructure work, not just shipping grain. The African Orphan Crops Consortium, the Odisha Millet Mission model, the hermetic storage bag distribution programs. Those are the interventions that actually change food systems rather than just moving calories around.
Corn
If you're a policymaker or work in the aid sector: stop shipping staple grains that can't be grown locally. The evidence on this is overwhelming. Local procurement works better, costs less, and doesn't destroy local markets.
Herman
The WFP's own data shows that local procurement is cheaper per calorie delivered than transoceanic shipping in most cases. It's faster — days instead of months. And it builds the local agricultural economy rather than undermining it. The only reason it's not standard practice is politics.
Corn
Politics and inertia. The two great enemies of common sense.
Herman
Which brings us back to Shavuot. The holiday is about the first fruits — the beginning of the harvest. It's a moment to take stock of what the land has produced and to offer the best of it. And the omer offering that leads up to Shavuot? That was barley. The subsistence grain. The grain of the poor. The Torah didn't say "bring your finest wheat and we'll talk." It said bring the barley.
Corn
There's something profound in that. The harvest festival begins with the grain that everyone can grow, not the grain that only the wealthy can afford.
Herman
Maybe the harvest we need to start valuing is the one that includes every grain, not just the ones that fit on a supermarket shelf. Seven hundred thirty-three million people are hungry on a planet that produces enough food for ten billion. That's not a farming problem. It's a priorities problem.
Corn
The calories exist. The grains exist. The knowledge exists. What's missing is the will to value what's already growing.
Herman
The humility to ask what people actually want to eat before we ship them our assumptions in a fifty-pound bag.

And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the nineteen forties, geologists surveying the granitic pegmatites of the Seychelles discovered that certain feldspar crystals fluoresce an intense electric blue under shortwave ultraviolet light, a property caused by trace europium ions substituting for calcium in the crystal lattice. The effect is so vivid that local prospectors briefly used portable UV lamps to map pegmatite veins at night.
Corn
Prospectors chasing glowing rocks on tropical islands in the dark. That's a movie someone should have made.
Herman
I'd watch it.

This has been My Weird Prompts. If you enjoyed this episode, share it with someone who still thinks quinoa is just a grain. Find us at myweirdprompts.com. I'm Herman Poppleberry.
Corn
I'm Corn. See you next time.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.