#3067: How Glow-in-the-Dark Actually Works

The atomic-level physics behind phosphorescence and why oil-based glow markers don't exist.

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Most people think glow-in-the-dark fades like a battery, losing capacity with each recharge. That’s wrong. The real degradation mechanism is environmental: moisture, UV light, and heat slowly wreck the crystal lattice of the phosphor material. A glow star charged ten thousand times in a dry, dark drawer would work fine; leave it outside for one summer and it’s ruined.

The core material is strontium aluminate, doped with europium and dysprosium. When a photon hits the crystal, it kicks an electron into a higher energy state. The europium ions act as shallow traps, holding electrons that release quickly with a small thermal nudge. Dysprosium creates deep traps that release over hours, giving the long, slow glow. This system has roughly 90% quantum efficiency, meaning almost every photon absorbed eventually comes back out as visible light.

As for the oil-based permanent marker question: strontium aluminate particles need to be 20–50 microns wide for a bright glow, but that’s too large to stay suspended in low-viscosity ink. Grinding them finer destroys the crystal structure, reducing glow output by 90%. Current technology can’t solve this trade-off.

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#3067: How Glow-in-the-Dark Actually Works

Corn
Daniel sent us this one — he's asking three things: how glow-in-the-dark technology actually works at the atomic level, whether oil-based industrial permanent markers with glow properties exist anywhere, and whether glow-in-the-dark eventually stops working permanently. There's a lot of material-science tension packed into those questions, because the short answers are "it's brilliant physics," "no, and here's why," and "yes, but not the way most people think.
Herman
That third one is where things get genuinely interesting, because the degradation mechanism isn't what people assume. Most folks think glow-in-the-dark runs out like a battery — you recharge it a finite number of times and then it's dead. That's not what's happening at all.
Corn
Right — it's not a fuel tank, it's a crystal that's slowly being wrecked by the environment. And I think that mental model of "recharge cycles" comes from our experience with rechargeable batteries, where there's a chemical reaction that literally gets used up. People naturally map that onto anything that stores energy.
Herman
Which is a reasonable intuition, it's just wrong for this particular case. A lithium-ion battery loses capacity because the electrolyte decomposes and the electrodes physically degrade with each charge-discharge cycle. The number of cycles matters. With phosphorescence, the number of cycles is basically irrelevant — it's time and exposure that kill it, not usage. You could charge a glow star ten thousand times in a dry, dark drawer and it'd be fine. Leave it outside for one summer and it's toast.
Corn
That's a really helpful distinction. So let's start with the first question: how does glow-in-the-dark actually work at the atomic level? Because to understand why the marker doesn't exist and why the glow eventually fades, you need to know what's happening inside the material.
Herman
Most people confuse three terms right out of the gate — photoluminescence, fluorescence, and phosphorescence. They get used interchangeably and they're not the same thing.
Corn
Not even close. Photoluminescence is the umbrella term — any material that absorbs photons and then emits photons. Under that umbrella you've got fluorescence, where the emission stops basically the instant you remove the light source — we're talking nanoseconds. That's your highlighter under a blacklight, your white T-shirt at a bowling alley. Then you've got phosphorescence, which is what we actually mean by glow-in-the-dark — the material keeps emitting light for minutes or hours after the light source is gone.
Herman
Fluorescence is "on while the light's on, off when it's off." Phosphorescence is "charge it up, then it glows in the dark.
Corn
I've seen people get confused by this. They'll buy something labeled "glow-in-the-dark," shine a light on it, turn off the lights, and nothing happens — because what they actually bought was a fluorescent item that only works under active UV. The packaging was misleading.
Herman
That's a common consumer trap, especially with cheap party supplies and costume makeup. If it says "glows under blacklight," that's fluorescence. If it says "glows in the dark" and actually means it, that's phosphorescence. And the mechanism that makes phosphorescence possible is what makes this whole topic fascinating. The modern standard material is strontium aluminate — chemical formula SrAl₂O₄, strontium aluminate — doped with two rare-earth elements: europium and dysprosium. This was discovered by a Japanese company called Nemoto and Company in nineteen ninety-three, and it completely replaced the older zinc sulfide technology.
Corn
Which was terrible by comparison.
Herman
Zinc sulfide doped with copper glows for minutes. Strontium aluminate is roughly ten times brighter and lasts ten times longer. We're talking hours of visible glow versus "blink and you'll miss it." If you've ever seen one of those old-school glow-in-the-dark stars from the nineteen eighties — the ones your parents might have put on the ceiling — those were zinc sulfide. You'd charge them with the bedroom light for an hour, turn off the lights, and they'd be dim within ten minutes and gone in twenty.
Corn
Whereas modern strontium aluminate stars will still be visibly glowing at three in the morning if you charged them properly.
Herman
Your eyes just need to be dark-adapted. So what's actually happening inside that crystal?
Corn
Let's build it up step by step, because the trap mechanism is the key to everything.
Herman
Imagine the crystal lattice of strontium aluminate as this regular, repeating three-dimensional grid of atoms — strontium, aluminum, and oxygen all locked into a specific geometric arrangement. When a photon hits it — ideally in the blue to near-ultraviolet range, around four hundred to four hundred fifty nanometers — it smacks into an electron and kicks it up to a higher energy state. That's the excitation. Now, in a normal fluorescent material, that electron would fall right back down and emit a photon immediately. But here's where the europium comes in.
Corn
The europium ions are the trap. And I want to pause on that word "trap" because it's doing a lot of work. What does it actually mean for an ion to be a trap?
Herman
Europium ions sit in the crystal lattice in place of some of the strontium ions — they're a dopant, a substitutional impurity. And because europium has a different electron configuration than strontium, it creates these localized energy states within what would otherwise be a forbidden energy gap. An electron gets excited by the incoming photon, lands in this europium-created energy state, and can't immediately fall back down because the quantum mechanics don't allow a direct transition. It needs a little thermal kick — ambient heat from the room — to get unstuck.
Corn
That's why it's slow. The electron is waiting for a thermal nudge.
Herman
Waiting for a thermal nudge. And here's where the dysprosium comes in — dysprosium ions create what are called deep traps. They're even harder for electrons to escape from. So you've got a population of electrons in shallow europium traps that release over seconds to minutes, and a population in deep dysprosium traps that release over minutes to hours. The combination gives you that long, slow decay curve — bright at first, then gradually dimming over hours.
Corn
Think of the europium ions as shallow buckets catching electrons, and the dysprosium as deep wells with narrow openings that drip them back out over time. The shallow buckets empty fast, which gives you that initial brightness. The deep wells drain slowly, which gives you the long tail.
Herman
That's a good image. And the quantum efficiency of this process — the ratio of photons emitted to photons absorbed — is around ninety percent for high-quality strontium aluminate. That's remarkably efficient. Zinc sulfide by comparison is down around ten to twenty percent. So for every hundred photons that hit the strontium aluminate crystal, roughly ninety eventually come back out as visible light.
Corn
Almost every photon you put in comes back out eventually. That's an incredible energy-storage-and-release system. It's basically a light battery with ninety percent round-trip efficiency.
Herman
Almost every one. Which is why a few minutes of direct sunlight can give you hours of glow — the material is incredibly efficient at storing and slowly releasing that energy. The optimal charging light is blue to near-UV — that four hundred to four hundred fifty nanometer range. Sunlight is fantastic. LED flashlights work well if they lean cool-white. Old incandescent bulbs are terrible because they're mostly infrared and red, which don't have enough energy to excite those electrons across the band gap.
Corn
If you're trying to charge glow-in-the-dark stuff indoors with warm lighting, you're basically getting nothing. And this explains something I've noticed — those glow-in-the-dark stars on a kid's ceiling will charge way better near a window that gets afternoon sun than they will under a bedside lamp, even if the lamp seems brighter to your eyes.
Herman
Your eyes perceive brightness across the whole visible spectrum, but the phosphor only cares about photons with enough energy — short enough wavelength — to make that electron jump. A warm-white LED bulb puts out very little in the blue and near-UV range. It looks bright to you because your eyes are sensitive to the yellow and red components, but to the strontium aluminate crystal, it's practically darkness.
Corn
The mismatch between human perception and what the material actually needs is another reason people get frustrated with glow-in-the-dark products. They think they're charging it, but they're using the wrong light source.
Herman
A UV flashlight or direct sun is the way to go. Which brings us to the second question — the marker. And this is where the physics we just described collides with practical materials engineering in a way that's basically unresolvable with current technology.
Corn
The short answer is no, oil-based industrial permanent markers with glow-in-the-dark properties don't exist. And the reason is particle size. But let's unpack that fully, because there are actually three separate problems stacked on top of each other.
Herman
Particle size is the core problem. The strontium aluminate phosphor particles that produce a good glow are typically twenty to fifty microns across. For comparison, a human hair is about seventy microns wide. These are substantial particles — they're essentially tiny ceramic crystals. And they need to be that size because the electron traps that create the glow are distributed throughout the volume of the crystal. The bigger the crystal, the more traps, the brighter the glow.
Corn
They're heavy.
Herman
They're dense. Strontium aluminate has a specific gravity around three point six — it's more than three and a half times denser than water. So if you try to suspend these particles in a low-viscosity solvent-based ink — which is what oil-based permanent markers use — they settle out. Within minutes, all your glow pigment is at the bottom of the marker barrel. You'd pick up the marker, draw a line, and get nothing but clear solvent because all the phosphor is in a sludge at the bottom.
Corn
Like trying to keep sand suspended in water. And you can't just shake the marker to re-suspend it?
Herman
You can try, but the particles settle into a compacted sludge at the bottom. Shaking doesn't re-disperse them evenly — you get clumps, you get inconsistent flow, and the marker tip clogs almost immediately. Industrial markers rely on consistent, low-viscosity ink that flows through a precision tip. You can't have a slurry of ceramic particles in there.
Corn
Why not just grind the particles finer? Make them small enough to stay suspended?
Herman
You can, and that's exactly what manufacturers of glow-in-the-dark paint pens do — they grind the phosphor down to maybe five to ten microns so it'll flow through a marker tip. But here's the trade-off: when you crush strontium aluminate crystals that small, you destroy the crystal structure. You're creating fractures, disrupting the lattice, and reducing the number of intact electron traps.
Corn
Smaller particles mean dimmer glow. And this isn't a linear relationship, is it?
Herman
It's dramatic. A five-micron strontium aluminate particle might have ten percent of the glow output of a forty-micron particle. The traps are concentrated in the interior of the crystal — when you fracture it, you create surface defects that provide non-radiative recombination pathways. Electrons fall back down without emitting light. They just turn into heat.
Corn
You're choosing between "bright glow but the particles won't fit through the tip" or "dim glow that barely works." And there's no middle ground where you get both?
Herman
Not with current technology. And even the dim-glow version doesn't solve the settling problem in solvent-based inks. The paint pens that do exist — like Molotow or Montana glow-in-the-dark paint markers — use an acrylic base, not an oil or solvent base. Acrylic is thicker, more viscous, so it can hold particles in suspension better. But acrylic is not permanent in the industrial sense.
Corn
That's the key distinction. When we say "industrial permanent marker," we're talking about something like the Edding 780 or Markal or Dykem markers — these are solvent-based inks that cure to a finish that can survive four hundred degrees Celsius, acetone exposure, abrasion, outdoor weathering. These are markers used in fabrication shops, on engine components, on steel that's going to be welded or machined. The mark has to survive processes that would destroy normal ink instantly.
Herman
The Edding 780 specifically is tested to survive four hundred degrees Celsius. You can hit it with acetone and it doesn't budge. You can leave it outside for years. That's the standard we're talking about. And there is no glow-in-the-dark version because the phosphorescent pigments would degrade at those temperatures — strontium aluminate starts losing trap depth above about one hundred fifty degrees Celsius. By four hundred degrees, the crystal structure is permanently damaged. The europium and dysprosium ions migrate, the lattice deforms, and the traps are gone.
Corn
Even if you solved the particle-size problem and the suspension problem, the thermal requirement alone kills it.
Herman
Kills it dead. And there's a third problem: strontium aluminate is hygroscopic — it absorbs moisture from the air. In a sealed marker barrel, that's manageable. But once you apply it to a surface and the solvent evaporates, the phosphor particles are exposed. Humidity gets into the crystal lattice and creates those same non-radiative pathways — electrons lose energy as heat instead of light. So the glow fades not because it's running out of something, but because water is wrecking the crystal.
Corn
Industrial environments are often humid, or the marked objects get washed, or they're exposed to rain. So even if you somehow got the marker to work on the bench, the mark itself would degrade in the field.
Herman
You'd have a glowing mark for maybe a week, and then it'd be dead. Which defeats the purpose of an industrial permanent marker — the whole point is that the mark survives.
Corn
To recap the marker question: no, they don't exist. The physics of phosphorescent pigments are fundamentally incompatible with the requirements of oil-based industrial permanent markers. Too large, too heavy, too fragile, too heat-sensitive, too moisture-sensitive. It's not one problem — it's a stack of five problems that all point in the same direction.
Herman
The niche exceptions that come close aren't really exceptions. There are UV-reactive markers that fluoresce under blacklight — but that's fluorescence, not phosphorescence. They don't glow in the dark after you remove the light. There are acrylic-based glow paint pens, but they fail a simple acetone rub test in ten seconds. They're not industrial-grade permanent. They're craft supplies.
Corn
Covering the covers.
Herman
Which brings us to the third question — does glow-in-the-dark eventually stop working? And this is where the answer is more nuanced than most people expect.
Corn
The short answer is yes, but not because it runs out of glow. And I want to emphasize this because it's the most common misconception we encounter. People treat glow-in-the-dark like it has a finite number of charges, and that's just not the mechanism.
Herman
The glow mechanism itself — the electron traps — can be recharged indefinitely. There's no fuel being consumed. You could charge and discharge strontium aluminate a million times and the underlying physics would still work. What fails is the material around the physics.
Corn
Three main failure modes.
Herman
UV light — the same UV that charges the phosphor so well — also breaks down the organic binder or resin that holds the phosphor particles onto whatever surface they're applied to. Over time, the binder becomes brittle, cracks, and the phosphor particles simply fall off. The glow didn't stop working — the glow particles physically left the building.
Corn
The material delaminates. It's like the paint peeling off a wall — the paint pigment is still perfectly good, it's just not on the wall anymore.
Herman
Second, moisture ingress. Strontium aluminate is hygroscopic, as I mentioned. Water molecules penetrate the crystal lattice over time and create non-radiative recombination centers. The electron traps are still there, but now there's a competing pathway where the energy leaks away as heat instead of light. The quantum efficiency drops from ninety percent down to fifty, thirty, ten.
Corn
There's no way to dry it out and recover?
Herman
Once the crystal structure has been altered by water, it's permanent. You can't bake the moisture out and get the glow back. The damage is done at the atomic level. It's not like a wet sponge you can squeeze out — the water has chemically altered the crystal. Third, thermal quenching. Prolonged exposure to high temperatures — above about one hundred fifty degrees Celsius — causes the crystal lattice to deform. The trap depths change, the europium and dysprosium ions migrate slightly, and the whole engineered structure degrades. This is also permanent.
Corn
UV wrecks the binder, water wrecks the crystal, heat wrecks the lattice. Three different mechanisms, three different targets, same result: no more glow.
Herman
That's the triad. And the practical lifespan numbers bear this out. High-quality strontium aluminate pigments — from manufacturers like Nemoto or LumiNova — retain about eighty percent of their initial brightness after ten years of normal indoor use. Normal meaning away from direct sunlight, in a climate-controlled environment.
Herman
Outdoors, with direct sun, rain, temperature swings, you're looking at two to five years before the glow is noticeably diminished. Cheap zinc sulfide pigments — the old technology — degrade in six to twelve months even indoors. They're just not stable materials.
Corn
There's a specific standard for this, right? For safety signage?
Herman
ASTM E two thousand seventy-two. It specifies the minimum luminance for photoluminescent safety signage — twenty millicandela per square meter after sixty minutes in darkness. That's the benchmark for an emergency exit sign to be compliant. And those signs achieve their twenty-five-plus-year lifespan because the phosphor is encapsulated in a sealed acrylic housing. The phosphor never touches moisture, the UV exposure is filtered by the acrylic, and the whole assembly is protected from abrasion.
Corn
The lesson is: the glow material itself can last decades if you protect it from the three killers. Expose it to the elements, and you get a few years at best. The phosphor isn't failing — the packaging is.
Herman
That's the practical takeaway. If you need a glow marking that lasts, you need a protective topcoat — clear epoxy or polyurethane — to shield the phosphor from UV and moisture. That's exactly what emergency exit sign manufacturers do, and it's why those signs outlast the buildings they're installed in. You walk into a thirty-year-old building, the exit sign still glows perfectly during a power outage. That's not because the phosphor is magic — it's because it was never allowed to get wet or sun-damaged.
Corn
For someone who wants to mark tools or equipment that glow in the dark — which is probably the use case behind the prompt — what's the actual best solution?
Herman
Glow-in-the-dark tape. Photoluminescent vinyl tape that's ASTM E two thousand seventy-two compliant. It comes in rolls, you cut it to size, you stick it on. It's the most practical solution by far because the phosphor is already encapsulated in the vinyl and protected by a clear top layer. The manufacturing process handles all the protection for you. You just peel and stick.
Corn
That tape is surprisingly durable, right? I've seen it used on emergency equipment in industrial settings.
Herman
The good stuff has a pressure-sensitive adhesive rated for years of service, and the vinyl substrate is chemically resistant enough for most environments. It's not four-hundred-degrees-and-acetone resistant, but for marking a toolbox, a flashlight, a circuit-breaker panel, emergency shutoffs — it's perfect.
Corn
If you really need a precise marking — like a label or a specific shape?
Herman
Then you use a glow-in-the-dark paint applied with a stencil, and you seal it with a clear topcoat. Two-part epoxy mixed with strontium aluminate powder is actually a fantastic DIY solution. The epoxy is thick enough to hold the particles in suspension, it cures to a durable finish, and it provides some inherent protection against moisture and UV. It's not Edding 780-level permanent, but for toolboxes, equipment cases, workshop organization — it works beautifully.
Corn
I've seen people do this for custom guitar pedal boards, actually — mixing glow powder into epoxy to mark signal paths and knob positions for dark stages.
Herman
That's a perfect application. Indoors, climate-controlled, no direct sunlight — that epoxy-glowed marking will last essentially forever.
Corn
If you need both the permanent marking and the glow function?
Herman
Then you use two separate things. Standard industrial permanent marker for the labeling — your Edding 780 or Markal — and a strip of glow tape right next to it. You get the chemical and thermal resistance where you need it, and the photoluminescence where you need it. They don't have to be the same product.
Corn
There's something almost philosophical about that — the best solution is two separate tools, not one mythical product that does everything.
Herman
That's often the case in materials science. The absence of a product isn't a market failure — it's the laws of physics drawing a line. The same reason we don't have transparent aluminum for starship viewports.
Herman
Although in this case, the constraints are pretty fundamental. Particle size versus brightness, solvent suspension versus pigment density, thermal stability versus trap integrity — these are intrinsic trade-offs, not engineering problems waiting for a clever solution.
Corn
Although you mentioned quantum dots in the research — is there anything on the horizon that might change this?
Herman
Quantum dot phosphors and perovskite nanocrystals are being researched as alternatives to bulk strontium aluminate. Quantum dots can be engineered to have very specific emission wavelengths and potentially long afterglow, and they're tiny — we're talking two to ten nanometers, which is a thousand times smaller than the strontium aluminate particles we've been discussing.
Corn
They'd stay suspended in solvent inks no problem. At that size, you're dealing with colloidal suspensions, not settling slurries.
Herman
But right now, quantum dot phosphors have their own problems — they're often based on cadmium or lead, which are toxic, or indium, which is expensive. The afterglow durations aren't anywhere near strontium aluminate yet — we're talking seconds to minutes, not hours. And they're sensitive to oxygen and moisture in ways that make strontium aluminate look robust. A quantum dot that hits air without encapsulation is dead in seconds.
Corn
Five to ten years out, maybe.
Herman
Perovskite phosphors are another candidate — they're cheap, they can be tuned across the visible spectrum, and some formulations show persistent luminescence. But they degrade rapidly in air and are even more moisture-sensitive than strontium aluminate. The encapsulation requirements would be extreme. You'd essentially need to hermetically seal every particle.
Corn
For now, strontium aluminate is still the king. And it's worth pausing on that — the fact that a material discovered in nineteen ninety-three is still the best we have for this application, despite three decades of materials science research.
Herman
It's been the king since nineteen ninety-three, and nothing has knocked it off the throne. The Nemoto discovery was transformative — they took glow-in-the-dark from a novelty to a functional material. The fact that we're still using essentially the same chemistry three decades later tells you how good it is. It's one of those rare discoveries where the first thing they found turned out to be almost optimal.
Corn
The radium era before that — that's worth mentioning just to appreciate how far we've come.
Herman
Radium-based glow paint was used from the early nineteen hundreds through the nineteen sixties. It didn't need to be charged — the radium was radioactive and continuously excited a zinc sulfide phosphor. So it glowed constantly, twenty-four hours a day, for years. But it was, you know, radioactive. The Radium Girls case — factory workers who painted watch dials and ingested radium from licking their brushes to get a fine point — is one of the most tragic chapters in industrial history. They developed horrific radiation-induced cancers, and their legal battle essentially created workplace safety standards in the United States.
Corn
Now we have a material that's non-toxic, non-radioactive, ten times brighter, and lasts ten times longer. That's genuine progress. From "glows forever but kills you" to "glows for hours and you can eat off it.
Herman
Don't eat it. And it's worth noting: strontium aluminate is safe. You can handle it, you can mix it into epoxy in your garage, you can put it on your kid's ceiling stars. The europium and dysprosium are present in tiny quantities — fractions of a percent — and they're bound in the crystal lattice. They're not leaching out. The safety data sheets classify it as non-hazardous.
Corn
To pull together the three answers: how does it work? Strontium aluminate crystals doped with europium and dysprosium create electron traps that slowly release absorbed light energy over hours. Do oil-based industrial permanent glow markers exist? No — the phosphor particles are too large, too dense, too heat-sensitive, and too moisture-sensitive to work in solvent-based industrial marker formulations. Does glow-in-the-dark stop working? Yes, but not because it runs out — it degrades from UV damage to the binder, moisture damage to the crystal, and thermal damage to the lattice.
Herman
The practical recommendation: if you need glow markings that last, use ASTM E two thousand seventy-two compliant photoluminescent tape, or mix strontium aluminate powder into two-part epoxy and seal it with a clear topcoat. If you need industrial permanence, use a standard industrial marker and add glow tape nearby.
Corn
The absence of a product is often more interesting than its existence — it reveals the hard constraints of materials science.
Herman
Those constraints are fascinating. The same strontium aluminate chemistry is being researched for light-storing concrete and glow-in-the-dark road markings. In those applications, the ten-year degradation cycle is actually a feature — planned obsolescence for safety markings that need to be refreshed on a predictable schedule anyway. If road markings lasted fifty years, you'd never repaint them, and the lines would wear away from tire abrasion long before the glow faded.
Corn
Imagine highways where the lane markings glow all night without electricity.
Herman
It's already being tested. The Netherlands has a pilot stretch of highway with photoluminescent road markings. The challenge is exactly what we've been discussing — keeping the phosphor protected from moisture and abrasion from car tires. But it's an engineering problem, not a physics problem. The underlying material works. You just need to figure out how to embed it in a road surface that gets beaten by eighteen-wheelers in the rain for a decade.
Corn
That's the through-line of this whole topic — the physics is solid, the engineering is where it gets hard.
Herman
Which is true of so many technologies. The lab proves it works. The factory proves it's hard.
Corn
Now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.
Herman
Now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the early fifteen hundreds, Dutch colonists in Suriname recorded that indigenous Carib people consumed a daily broth made from boiled cassava leaves, manioc root scrapings, and smoked peccary fat — a single bowl of which provided roughly fourteen thousand micrograms of vitamin A, equivalent to eating forty-seven modern supermarket carrots in one sitting.
Corn
Forty-seven carrots. I can't decide if that's a superfood or a biological weapon.
Herman
That's both impressive and deeply unsettling. The peccary fat is the part that gets me. Smoked peccary fat as a daily staple.
Herman
So to wrap this up — the open question is whether quantum dot or perovskite phosphors will eventually crack the particle-size problem and give us a true glow-in-the-dark marker. Probably not in the next five years, but the incentives are there. Emergency signage, industrial safety, consumer products — there's a market waiting for whoever solves it.
Corn
Until then, we work with what the physics allows, which is still pretty remarkable. A material you charge with a flashlight and it glows all night — that's not nothing.
Herman
Not nothing at all. This has been My Weird Prompts. Thanks to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop. You can find every episode at myweirdprompts dot com.
Corn
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This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.