#1770: The Smart Home Tax Is Bankrupting Enthusiasts

Home Assistant's flexibility has become a liability. We explore the usability crisis and the fragile architecture of modern enthusiast smart homes.

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The dream of the smart home often collides with the reality of the command line. For many enthusiasts, what begins as a hobby to increase convenience quickly morphs into a part-time job, characterized by database corruptions, YAML errors, and the specific purgatory of debugging why the kitchen lights won't turn on. This is the "smart home tax," a term describing the hidden costs of complexity and fragility in open-source home automation platforms like Home Assistant. As we move further into 2026, the fundamental question is whether this level of technical overhead is still a necessary price for privacy and local control, or if it has become a sign of architectural instability.

The core of the issue lies in the sheer number of abstraction layers required to make a simple automation work. Consider a basic Zigbee motion sensor triggering a light. In a robust system, this is a direct signal. In Home Assistant, the signal might travel through the Zigbee radio, a Zigbee-to-MQTT bridge, the MQTT broker, the Home Assistant integration, and the automation engine, before reversing the path to the light bulb. Each step is a potential failure point. With dozens or hundreds of devices, each with a high individual reliability rate, the mathematical probability of the entire system operating perfectly for a month approaches zero. This creates a "Jenga tower" effect where a single breaking change in an integration, a driver conflict, or a simple copy-paste error in a configuration file can prevent the entire supervisor from booting.

The maintenance burden is significant. Users report babysitting updates, fearing that a two-week vacation might result in a system that has "forgotten" how to function. This fragility stems from a development model that prioritizes feature velocity over foundational stability. Home Assistant's maturity is described as horizontal, adding obscure integrations at a breakneck pace while the core reliability for non-technical users remains shaky. The release notes from late 2025, for example, featured dozens of breaking changes in a single month—a routine event for developers but a catastrophic failure of the user contract for homeowners who just want their motion sensors to work.

A key technical mechanism of this instability is the lack of a unified hardware-software testing environment. Home Assistant runs on everything from Raspberry Pis to enterprise servers, meaning developers cannot guarantee how an update will interact with every specific hardware configuration. This creates a massive reliability gap compared to a closed system where the hardware is a known quantity. While official hardware like the Home Assistant Yellow helps with basic setup issues, it does not solve the software's inherent restlessness or the risk posed by third-party integrations from the community store (HACS), which can introduce memory leaks or other instabilities.

So, what is the alternative for those seeking the power of local control without the headache? The discussion turns to platforms like Hubitat and Homey Pro, which represent a "middle way." These systems are not locked into predatory cloud subscriptions but offer a level of hardware-software integration that Home Assistant cannot match because they control the entire stack. Hubitat, for instance, utilizes dedicated silicon for radio management, providing a more resilient and "industrial" approach. Its sandboxed environment ensures that a bug in a custom driver is isolated and won't bring down the entire hub's kernel—a stark contrast to the kernel panic mornings common with DIY setups.

While purists may argue that Hubitat is too restrictive, it has evolved to support a wide range of devices, including local Tuya integration and native MQTT support for custom dashboards. The trade-off is a more utilitarian interface and a curated, vetted environment over total, chaotic freedom. The central takeaway is that as the smart home market matures, the definition of a "successful" installation is shifting. It is no longer just about avoiding the cloud or escaping big tech walled gardens; it is about architectural integrity and choosing a foundation that is concrete rather than a series of interconnected YAML files. The goal is to have the power of plumbing without the seizure-prone brain, a balance that dedicated hubs are increasingly able to provide.

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#1770: The Smart Home Tax Is Bankrupting Enthusiasts

Corn
If you have ever spent a rainy Saturday afternoon staring at a command line interface, wondering why your kitchen lights won't turn on because a minor supervisor update decided to corrupt your database, you have experienced the specific, modern purgatory of the enthusiast smart home. Today's prompt from Daniel is about the usability crisis in Home Assistant, and honestly, it hits close to home. We are talking about that point where a hobby stops being a convenience and starts feeling like a part-time job you never applied for. It’s that moment when you’re standing in the dark, holding a bag of groceries, yelling at a motion sensor that worked perfectly five minutes before the update finished. It’s the "smart home tax," and the interest rates are getting astronomical.
Herman
It is a fascinating inflection point, Corn. We have spent years praising the flexibility of open source in the home automation space, but we are reaching a level of complexity where that flexibility is becoming a liability for the average user. By the way, today's episode is powered by Google Gemini Three Flash. I am Herman Poppleberry, and I have been digging into the stability metrics of these platforms all week because, frankly, the digital Jenga tower metaphor Daniel used is statistically accurate. When you have a system built on thousands of disparate integrations—many of them maintained by a single developer in their spare time—the probability of a "perfect" uptime state approaches zero as the number of devices increases. Think about it: if you have fifty devices, each with a ninety-nine percent monthly reliability rate, the mathematical likelihood of your entire system working perfectly for thirty days straight is actually quite low.
Corn
It really is. I mean, I love a good project as much as the next sloth, but there is a fundamental difference between a server you tinker with for fun and the system that controls your HVAC and front door lock. When my light switch has a five-second latency because a Python script is hanging in the background, that is not a smart home. That is a haunted house with bad wiring. But what about the argument that this is just the "price of admission"? People in the forums always say if you want the power, you have to deal with the grease under the fingernails. Is that still a valid excuse in twenty twenty-six, or are we just making excuses for bad architecture?
Herman
I would argue it’s becoming less valid by the day. That is the core of the issue. Home Assistant is arguably the most powerful tool in this space, but its maturity is horizontal, not vertical. It adds features at a breakback pace—new integrations for obscure solar inverters or experimental AI image recognition for your doorbell—but the foundational reliability for a non-technical inhabitant is still remarkably shaky. When you look at the release notes from late twenty twenty-five, for example, we saw dozens of breaking changes in a single month. For a developer, that is just a Tuesday; it's an opportunity to refactor. For someone who just wants their motion sensors to work so they don't trip over the dog at three A.M., it is a catastrophic failure of the user contract.
Corn
And that is the paradox, right? We have been told for years that if you want local control and privacy, you have to embrace the complexity. But Daniel's point is that the market has matured. We are in twenty twenty-six now. The "move fast and break things" era of the smart home should be over, yet Home Assistant still feels like it is in permanent beta. If a friend asks me if they should install it today, my finger is hovering over the "no" button. I mean, how do you even explain to a non-technical partner that the lights don't work because the "Docker container failed to mount the configuration volume"? You can't. You just look like a mad scientist who broke the house. And then you’re the one who has to fix it while everyone else is trying to watch a movie.
Herman
I think that is a responsible stance. We need to look at what a stable, maintainable smart home actually looks like today. It is not just about avoiding the cloud or escaping the big tech walled gardens of Amazon or Google. It is about architectural integrity. If you are building a home, you want the foundation to be concrete, not a series of interconnected YAML files that might stop parsing if you miss a single space or a trailing colon. We've seen cases where a simple copy-paste error in a configuration file didn't just break one automation; it prevented the entire supervisor from booting. That shouldn't be possible in a consumer-facing product. Imagine if your microwave wouldn't start because you typed a "Y" instead of a "J" on a notepad in the kitchen. It’s absurd when you step back and look at it.
Corn
Well, not "exactly" because I am not allowed to say that word, but you are hitting the nail on the head. Let's talk about this maintenance burden. Why does it feel so fragile? I feel like I am constantly babysitting my updates. If I go on vacation for two weeks and don't check the dashboard, I legitimately worry that the house will have "forgotten" how to be smart by the time I get back. It's like having a pet that needs feeding every four hours, except the pet is a smart thermostat that might decide to turn the heat up to ninety degrees if its API token expires. Have you ever had that happen? Where you’re away and you get a notification that a core component has crashed?
Herman
More times than I care to admit. The fragility comes from the sheer number of abstraction layers. Think about a simple automation: a Zigbee motion sensor triggers a light. In a clean system, that is a direct signal. In Home Assistant, you have the Zigbee radio, the Zigbee to MQTT bridge, the MQTT broker, the Home Assistant integration, the automation engine, and then the reverse path to the light bulb. Every one of those steps is a potential failure point. If the SD card wearing out doesn't get you, a breaking change in the MQTT integration will. Or perhaps the Linux kernel update on your host machine decided it didn't like the specific USB chipset in your Zigbee dongle because of a driver conflict in the latest Debian build. It's a miracle it works at all.
Corn
It is the "too many cooks" problem, but the cooks are all volunteers living in different time zones who don't talk to each other. I saw a case study recently where a user's entire Zigbee network collapsed after a twenty twenty-five update because the way the database handled short-term statistics changed. Six hours of debugging just to get the bathroom lights to turn on again. That is an insane tax on your free time. Can you imagine explaining that to a professional, like a plumber or an electrician? "Oh, the sink doesn't work because the drainage statistics database had a schema migration error." They’d think you were hallucinating. They'd probably charge you double just for the mental gymnastics.
Herman
It really is. And it points to a deeper technical mechanism of instability: the lack of a unified hardware-software testing environment. Because Home Assistant runs on everything from a Raspberry Pi to an enterprise server, the developers can't guarantee how any specific update will interact with your specific hardware. They might test on a Yellow or a Blue—the official hardware—but they aren't testing on that five-year-old Celeron NUC you found on eBay or that specific generic Zigbee stick from a random factory. That is the trade-off for being "open," but it creates this massive reliability gap. It’s the difference between a console game that "just works" because the hardware is a known quantity, and a PC game where you have to update your drivers and tweak the INI files just to get past the loading screen.
Corn
But wait, Herman, if the official hardware like the Home Assistant Yellow exists, shouldn't that solve the problem? If I buy the "official" box, shouldn't I be exempt from the Jenga tower collapse? Or is the software itself just too inherently restless for that to matter?
Herman
The hardware helps with the "is the radio plugged in" problem, but it doesn't solve the "did the software update break the logic" problem. Even on official hardware, you are still running the same core engine that allows for total user-driven chaos. The system doesn't protect you from yourself, and it certainly doesn't protect you from the shifting sands of the three hundred integrations you might have installed. If one of those third-party "HACS" integrations—the community store stuff—has a memory leak, it can still take down your official Yellow box just as easily as a DIY Pi.
Corn
So, if we are moving away from the "tinker-toy" approach, what is the alternative? Daniel mentioned Zigbee and MQTT as the foundation, and I agree. Those protocols are like the plumbing of the smart home. They are boring, they are established, and they don't care what brand of toaster you buy. But you still need a brain to manage the plumbing. If the brain is prone to seizures every time there's a software patch, the whole body suffers. How do we get the power of MQTT without the headache of managing the broker ourselves? Is there a way to have our cake and eat it too?
Herman
This is where platforms like Hubitat and Homey Pro come in. They are essentially the "middle way." They aren't locked into a predatory cloud subscription like some of the big consumer brands, but they offer a level of hardware-software integration that Home Assistant simply cannot match because they control the whole stack. They provide a "vetted" environment. It’s like the difference between building a car from a kit and buying a Volvo. Both get you down the road, but one is much less likely to have the steering wheel fall off at sixty miles per hour because you forgot to torque a specific bolt you didn't know existed.
Corn
Let's talk about Hubitat first. I remember when the Elevation C-eight came out back in early twenty twenty-five. The big sell there was local processing for over five hundred devices with sub-one hundred millisecond response times. That sounds great on paper, but does it actually hold up in a real house with thick walls and fifty different brands of cheap sensors? I’ve heard horror stories about Z-Wave mesh networks becoming "haunted" where a single bad repeater brings down the whole house. Does Hubitat actually handle that better than a stick plugged into a PC?
Herman
It actually does hold up, and the reason is dedicated silicon. Unlike a general-purpose Raspberry Pi, the Hubitat hardware is designed specifically for radio management. It has external antennas and a specialized Zigbee stack that is much more resilient to interference. And the software environment is sandboxed. You can write custom drivers, sure, but a bug in a driver won't bring down the entire kernel of the hub. In Home Assistant, a single poorly written integration can leak memory until the whole system OOM-kills itself. In Hubitat, that process is isolated. If a driver fails, the hub stays up. It’s a much more "industrial" approach to home automation.
Corn
That sounds like a dream compared to the "kernel panic" mornings I have had with my setup. But what about the "open source" purists who say Hubitat is too restrictive? Can I still use my weird WiFi-based Tuya devices or my custom MQTT dashboards? Or am I stuck using their built-in interface, which—let’s be honest—looks like it was designed for Windows ninety-five? I mean, I’ve seen the screenshots, Herman. It’s not exactly "future of the home" aesthetic. It’s very... utilitarian.
Herman
You absolutely can. Hubitat has actually become quite a powerhouse for local Tuya integration. They have embraced the fact that people buy cheap WiFi gear, and they provide the bridge to pull those devices into a local, private control loop. And since it supports MQTT natively, you can still have your fancy dashboards on a tablet without the hub itself being the weak link. It is about moving the "brain" to a more stable platform while keeping the "eyes and ears" flexible. You use Hubitat for the logic and the radios, and you use whatever pretty UI you want on top of it. It’s a separation of concerns that makes the whole system more resilient.
Corn
That leads perfectly into the "decoupled brain" concept we have touched on before. It is the idea that you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. If I use a Hubitat for my mission-critical stuff, like lights, locks, and leaks, I can still run a Home Assistant instance for the "fun" stuff, like scraping my garbage collection schedule or tracking my mailbox. If Home Assistant crashes because I messed up a CSS template for my dashboard, I can still use the bathroom at night without tripping over the cat. But how do you sync them? Doesn't that just add another layer of complexity? How do they talk to each other without creating a new "Tower of Babel" situation?
Herman
It’s actually simpler than it sounds. You use the Hubitat as the "source of truth." It exposes all its devices via MQTT or a dedicated Home Assistant integration. Home Assistant then becomes just a remote control. If the remote breaks, the TV—or in this case, the house—still has physical buttons that work. That is the ultimate architecture for twenty twenty-six. You treat the smart home like a tiered system. Tier one is "must work," tier two is "nice to have." The mistake people make is putting tier one functions onto tier two platforms. Home Assistant, for all its brilliance, is a tier two platform by design because it prioritizes extensibility over uptime. It’s a playground, not a utility vault.
Corn
I love that framing. Tiered smart homes. It is the difference between an industrial PLC—a Programmable Logic Controller—and a gaming PC. You wouldn't run a hospital on a gaming PC just because it has cool RGB lights and can run any software you throw at it. You want something that is built for five-nines of reliability. But what about the cost? Hubitat is a few hundred dollars. Homey Pro is even more. Is the average user going to swallow that when they can get a Pi for fifty bucks? Or are we just talking to the "prosumers" now?
Herman
Well, a Pi isn’t fifty bucks anymore once you add the high-end SD card to prevent corruption, the case, the power supply, and the Zigbee dongle. By the time you’re done, you’re at a hundred and fifty anyway. And if we look at Homey Pro, we see the more "premium" version of this philosophy. They have a four point seven out of five user satisfaction rating, and the data shows that eighty-nine percent of their users report minimal maintenance over a twelve-month period. That is a staggering statistic when you compare it to the "weekly maintenance" required by a typical Home Assistant setup. People are paying for their time back, Corn. That’s the real product being sold.
Corn
Homey Pro always felt a bit "Apple-esque" to me. It is beautiful, it is expensive, and it works. But is it too much of a walled garden? If I buy a Homey, am I just trading one master for another? I worry about what happens if the company goes under. At least with Home Assistant, the code is on my drive and it’s mine forever. If Nabu Casa disappeared tomorrow, I could still run my house. Can I say the same for Homey?
Herman
It is less of a walled garden than you might think. Their app ecosystem is open to developers, but the apps are reviewed and sandboxed. It is more like a curated bazaar. You get the benefits of community contributions without the "wild west" instability. And because the hardware is so capable, it supports almost every protocol out of the box—Zigbee, Z-Wave, Matter, Thread, Infrared. It even has a built-in speaker for local voice feedback. It is a true "one hub to rule them all" solution that doesn't require you to be a systems administrator to keep it running. And regarding the company going under—Homey has a local-only mode. Even if their servers vanish, the hub keeps running your flows. They learned from the mistakes of companies like Wink and Insteon.
Corn
That is a relief. No one wants to own a three-hundred-dollar paperweight. But let's dig into the "Infrared" thing for a second. Why is that still a feature in twenty twenty-six? Isn't IR dead?
Herman
Far from it. Think about the "dumb" devices that are actually very reliable. Your old AC unit, your high-end stereo, your projector screen. Integrating those into a smart home usually requires some hacky WiFi-to-IR blaster. Having it built into the core hub means you can automate the "dumb" stuff with the same reliability as the "smart" stuff. It’s about bridging the gap between the twenty-year life cycle of an appliance and the two-year life cycle of a software platform.
Corn
This brings up a really important point Daniel raised about the misconception of the "freebie" seeker. There is this idea that if you are into self-hosting, you are just cheap. But most of us would happily pay two hundred or three hundred dollars for a hub if it meant we got our Saturdays back. We aren't against paying for quality; we are against paying for a subscription that holds our front door hostage. I’d rather pay for a solid piece of hardware once than pay five dollars a month forever just to have the privilege of turning my lights on from my phone. It’s about ownership, not just saving a buck.
Herman
That is a vital distinction. The "open" in "open source" should stand for "open standards," not "open-ended labor." A lot of us in the tech space value our time more than the cost of a hardware appliance. If Hubitat or Homey provides a commercially supported, reliable platform that respects my privacy and gives me local control, that is a massive win. It is a professional-grade solution for a consumer-grade price. Think about it: how much is your time worth? If you spend four hours a month fixing your smart home—and that’s a conservative estimate for some people—and you value your time at fifty dollars an hour, Home Assistant is costing you twenty-four hundred dollars a year in lost labor. Suddenly, a three-hundred-dollar hub looks like the deal of the century.
Corn
When you put it that way, my "free" smart home is the most expensive thing I own. It’s like a boat. A hole in the digital water that you throw time into. But I have to play devil's advocate: what about the learning curve? If I switch to Hubitat, am I learning a whole new language? I just finally figured out how to write a template in Jinja2. Do I have to throw all that knowledge away?
Herman
Not at all. The logic is the same. "If sensor A detects motion and the sun is down, turn on light B." The difference is in the interface. Hubitat uses a rule engine that is much more visual and structured. You aren't typing code; you are selecting options from dropdowns that are logically validated. It prevents you from making the kind of syntax errors that break Home Assistant. It’s guardrails, Corn. Professionals use guardrails. It’s not about being "lesser," it’s about being more efficient.
Corn
So, let's get practical. If someone is listening to this and they are currently drowning in YAML files and broken Zigbee maps, what do they actually do? Do they burn it all down and start over? Do they have to re-pair every single light bulb in the house? Because that sounds like a nightmare of its own. I have bulbs in the ceiling that require a ladder to reach. I am not climbing a ladder for a software migration.
Herman
Not necessarily. The first step is a stability audit. Go through your automations and identify the "critical path." If your bedroom lights are controlled by an automation that relies on a cloud-polled weather integration and a custom-coded Python script, you have built a failure point. Move those critical path items to a dedicated hub like Hubitat. You don't have to do it all at once. Start with the devices that cause the most "spouse-aggro" when they fail. Use the Zigbee and MQTT devices you already have, but change who is managing the "if this, then that" logic. You can actually have both systems running; the Hubitat can handle the light switch, and Home Assistant can just "watch" what happened.
Corn
I like that. It is a migration, not a revolution. You can even keep Home Assistant as your "glass" layer. Use it for the gorgeous dashboards and the complex data logging—the stuff that doesn't matter if it goes down for an hour. But let the Hubitat handle the actual "switching" of the relays. It is like having a reliable engine under the hood of a car with a very fancy, experimental infotainment system. If the screen freezes, the car still steers and stops. That’s the peace of mind we’re looking for. It also means you can experiment more in Home Assistant without the fear of being "locked out" of your own house.
Herman
And if you are starting from scratch in twenty twenty-six, my advice is to skip the "Pi in a box" phase entirely. Unless you specifically want to learn Linux administration as a hobby, don't make it your hobby by accident. Buy a Homey Pro or a Hubitat C-eight. Start with local protocols like Zigbee. Avoid WiFi sensors whenever possible because they clutter your network and often rely on vendor-specific APIs that can change without notice. Build your foundation on rock, not on the shifting sands of a volunteer-run repository. I’ve seen people try to run an entire mansion on WiFi bulbs and a Raspberry Pi Zero, and it’s just a recipe for a divorce. Or at least a very long, very quiet dinner in the dark.
Corn
It is funny, we spent years telling people to embrace the complexity because it was the only way to get true power. Now, the most powerful thing you can do for your smart home is to simplify the architecture. It is the "less is more" approach, but for automation. We’ve come full circle from the "X-ten" days where everything was simple but dumb, through the "Home Assistant" days where everything was complex and brilliant, to this new era of "reliable intelligence." It’s like we finally realized that the smartest thing a home can be is "predictable."
Herman
It is a sign of a maturing industry. We are moving from the "hobbyist" phase to the "utility" phase. Just like you don't think about how your refrigerator works or how the water pressure is maintained in your pipes, you shouldn't have to think about how your lights turn on. If you have to debug it, it has failed as an appliance. We are seeing a move toward Matter and Thread, which promise to standardize the transport layer, but the "orchestration" layer—the brain—is still where the battle for usability is being fought. And right now, the consumer is winning because we finally have choices that don't involve a terminal window.
Corn
That is the quote of the episode right there. If you have to debug it, it is not an appliance, it is a project. And most of us want to live in a home, not a science experiment. I think about my parents; they want a smart home, but they aren't going to SSH into a terminal to fix a broken HACS integration. They aren't going to check the logs to see why the Zigbee coordinator went offline. If we want this technology to be truly universal, it has to be bulletproof. It has to survive a power outage, a router reboot, and a firmware update without requiring a human intervention. We aren't there yet with the DIY stuff, but the prosumer hubs are getting very close.
Herman
Precisely. And I think we are finally getting there. When we look at the future of Matter and Thread, the hope is that these protocols will make this whole discussion obsolete by allowing devices to talk to multiple controllers simultaneously. You could have a Hubitat for the "hard" logic and an iPad for the "soft" UI, both talking to the same bulb through a standardized fabric. But until then, the platform choice is the most important decision a smart home owner can make. Choose reliability over features every single time. Your future self, the one who just wants to go to bed without checking a log file to see why the "Goodnight" scene didn't close the blinds, will thank you. There is a certain dignity in a light that just turns on when you walk into a room, every single time, without fail.
Corn
Well, I think we have given people a lot to chew on. It is a bit of a "reality check" episode, but a necessary one. The smart home dream is still alive, it just needs a better manager. It’s about being the CEO of your home, not the janitor. You want to make the high-level decisions—"I want the porch light to turn blue when the mail arrives"—not spend your time scrubbing the metaphorical floors of your database tables or re-imaging SD cards because of a power flicker.
Herman
It really does. And I think Daniel's frustration is shared by a growing silent majority of users who are tired of the "Jenga tower" life. There are better ways to do this in twenty twenty-six, and they don't involve enterprise budgets or a degree in computer science. It just takes a shift in mindset from "what is the coolest thing I can do?" to "what is the most reliable way to do the things I need?" Stability is the ultimate feature. It’s the one feature that makes all the other features possible. Without it, you just have a very expensive collection of paperweights and a very frustrated family.
Corn
Big thanks to our producer, Hilbert Flumingtop, for keeping our own digital Jenga tower standing week after week. He’s the one who makes sure these files actually reach your ears without a YAML error or a broken link. He’s basically the Hubitat of this podcast—quietly making sure the logic works while we provide the "experimental" interface. And of course, a massive shout-out to Modal for providing the GPU credits that keep this show running smoothly. Without them, we’d be recording this on a pair of tin cans and some string, and the latency would be even worse than my Zigbee network.
Herman
If you found this discussion helpful, or if you are currently staring at a "Connection Lost" screen on your dashboard and need some moral support, find us at myweirdprompts dot com. We have the RSS feed, the show notes, and all the links to subscribe there. We’d love to hear your "smart home horror stories" too—maybe we’ll read a few on the next episode. What was the one thing that finally made you give up on a specific platform? Was it a broken update? A cloud server shutdown? Let us know.
Corn
This has been My Weird Prompts. We'll be back next time with another deep dive into whatever strange ideas Daniel sends our way. It’s a wild world out there, but as long as we have local control, a little bit of common sense, and maybe a backup hub or two, we’ll get through it. Until then, keep your sensors local, your latencies low, and your firmware updates far, far away from your Friday nights.
Herman
See ya.
Corn
Bye.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.