#2654: The Bachelor Brothers Who Built a University

Two brothers, a silk collapse, and a land donation that became the University of Connecticut.

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Charles and Augustus Storrs grew up on a hardscrabble farm in Mansfield, Connecticut — a town that briefly bet its future on silk and lost. By the 1870s, the silk industry had collapsed, and Mansfield was economically devastated. The two brothers had left decades earlier for New York City, where they built a solid wholesale mercantile business. They never married, had no children, and by their sixties were comfortably well-off. Watching their hometown struggle, and with the Morrill Act of 1862 providing a federal framework for agricultural education, they made an offer: 170 acres of the family farm plus $5,000 in cash to the state of Connecticut, on the condition it establish an agricultural school on that land.

The Storrs Agricultural School opened in 1881 with roughly a dozen students, a tiny faculty, primitive facilities, and an annual appropriation of about $8,000. Its first principal, Henry Phelps Armsby, fought constantly with the legislature for funding and eventually left in frustration. The school survived thanks to the Morrill Act framework, the political muscle of the Connecticut Grange, and a growing national recognition that American agriculture needed scientific modernization. It went through four name changes — Storrs Agricultural School, Storrs Agricultural College, Connecticut Agricultural College, Connecticut State College — before becoming the University of Connecticut in 1939. Charles died in 1900, Augustus in 1892; neither lived to see the university their land created.

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#2654: The Bachelor Brothers Who Built a University

Corn
Here's what Daniel sent us — the story of two brothers, Charles and Augustus Storrs, unmarried Mansfield merchants who made their money in New York wholesaling and then, in eighteen eighty-one, turned around and donated a hundred and seventy acres plus five thousand dollars to start an agricultural school in their hometown. He wants the full arc — who they were, the family roots, the mercantile career, why they gave the land, the school's rough early years, the evolution all the way to UConn in nineteen thirty-nine, and what that bet looks like a hundred and forty-five years later. Plus the Morrill Act context, the silk industry collapse in Mansfield, the whole picture.
Herman
Oh, this is — Corn, you know I grew up in Storrs. This is my backyard. I wandered that campus as a kid. Horsebarn Hill, the old agricultural buildings, the whole town built around a university that started with two bachelor brothers who never had kids of their own but basically adopted an entire state's future.
Corn
I do know that. You've mentioned it, oh, a few hundred times. But I'll admit — I never really knew the actual Storrs brothers. They're just a name on a town sign.
Herman
What a story. By the way, DeepSeek V four Pro is writing our script today. So if I sound unusually coherent, credit the model.
Corn
Now, before you launch into the full walking encyclopedia mode — these Storrs brothers. You grew up there. Did you know their story as a kid, or is this something you picked up later?
Herman
Bits and pieces as a kid. The town takes the name seriously — there's a Storrs Historical Society, there are plaques, the old family homestead gets mentioned. But I really dug into it when I was older. And what's striking is how improbable the whole thing was. Two brothers who left Mansfield as young men, built a successful wholesale business in New York, never married, and then in their sixties decided to essentially give away a chunk of their family land to create something that didn't exist yet.
Corn
Let's start with the family. Who were the Storrs clan in Mansfield before Charles and Augustus came along?
Herman
The Storrs family had deep roots in Mansfield. They were farming people — not wealthy, not prominent in any statewide sense, but established. The family had been in that part of Connecticut since the early eighteenth century. Mansfield itself was a rural town, rocky soil, hardscrabble farming. Not the kind of place you'd predict would one day host a flagship state university.
Corn
Rocky soil and hardscrabble farming — sounds like half the towns in New England. What made Mansfield different?
Herman
That's the thing — for a while, it was silk. Mansfield became a center of the silk industry in the early to mid-nineteenth century. Mulberry trees, silkworms, small-scale silk mills. The Cheney brothers over in Manchester get most of the historical attention, but Mansfield had its own silk economy. And then it collapsed.
Herman
A combination of things. Competition from imported silk, disease hitting the mulberry trees, and a series of economic panics. By the eighteen seventies, Mansfield's silk industry was basically gone. Farmers who had invested in mulberry orchards and silkworm cultivation were left with nothing. The town was economically devastated.
Corn
That's the backdrop. A town whose main industry just evaporated, farming families struggling, and two brothers who'd gotten out and made money elsewhere.
Herman
Charles Storrs was born in eighteen ten, Augustus in eighteen seventeen. They grew up on the family farm. Their father was a farmer — not a wealthy man, but respectable. The brothers were part of a large family, and like a lot of young men from rural New England in that era, they eventually left to seek their fortunes.
Corn
Where did they go?
Herman
New York City. They went into the wholesale mercantile trade — dry goods, commodities, the kind of business where you buy in bulk and sell to retailers. And they were successful. Not Vanderbilt-level successful, not the kind of wealth that gets your name in history books. But they built a solid, prosperous business. By the eighteen seventies, they were comfortably well-off, unmarried, and thinking about what to do with their money.
Corn
Unmarried — that's an interesting detail. Two bachelor brothers running a business together, no heirs. Was that unusual for the time?
Herman
Not as unusual as we might think. There were plenty of bachelor merchants in nineteenth-century New York. But it does shape the story — they had no children to pass their wealth to, which may have made the idea of a philanthropic gift more natural. They also had a younger brother, Edmund Storrs, who stayed in Mansfield and kept the family farm going. So they maintained that connection to the town.
Corn
They're in their sixties, successful but not fabulously wealthy, no children, and they're watching their hometown struggle after the silk collapse. What actually prompted the donation?
Herman
There's a broader context here that we need to pull in. The Morrill Act of eighteen sixty-two. Have you heard of it?
Corn
Land-grant colleges, right?
Herman
The Morrill Act was signed by Lincoln during the Civil War. It gave each state federal land — thirty thousand acres for each senator and representative — to sell and use the proceeds to establish colleges focused on agriculture and the mechanical arts. The idea was to make practical education accessible to the working classes, not just the elite who studied classics at places like Yale and Harvard.
Corn
"Without excluding other scientific and classical studies" — isn't that the phrase from the act?
Herman
The act specifically said the colleges should teach agriculture, engineering, and military tactics, but "without excluding other scientific and classical studies." It was a revolutionary idea — that a university education should serve practical needs, not just produce gentlemen. But Connecticut was slow to take advantage of it.
Herman
Yale had a stranglehold on higher education in Connecticut. The state's elite didn't see the need for an agricultural college. Farmers' groups and Grange organizations pushed for it throughout the eighteen seventies, arguing that Connecticut's agriculture was falling behind — outdated methods, soil depletion, no scientific approach to farming. The silk collapse in Mansfield made that argument urgent.
Corn
There's political pressure building, the Morrill Act money is sitting there, and Mansfield — with its collapsed silk industry and struggling farms — becomes the logical place to put an agricultural school.
Herman
And this is where Charles and Augustus enter the picture. In eighteen eighty-one, they offered to donate a hundred and seventy acres of the old family farm — plus five thousand dollars in cash — to the state of Connecticut, on the condition that the state establish the Storrs Agricultural School on that land.
Corn
A hundred and seventy acres and five thousand dollars. What's five thousand dollars in eighteen eighty-one terms?
Herman
Roughly a hundred and fifty thousand dollars today, maybe a bit more. Not a fortune, but enough to get things started. The land was the bigger gift. And the Connecticut General Assembly accepted the offer and chartered the Storrs Agricultural School that same year.
Corn
I want to pause on the brothers themselves for a moment. What do we actually know about Charles and Augustus as people? Were they involved in the school after the donation, or did they just write the check and walk away?
Herman
They stayed involved. Charles served as a trustee. They both took an active interest in the school's development. But they were old men by then — Charles was seventy-one when the school was chartered, Augustus was sixty-four. Charles died in nineteen hundred, Augustus in eighteen ninety-two. They lived long enough to see the school get established, but not long enough to see it become anything like a real university.
Corn
What was the school actually like in those early years? You mentioned it was "tortured.
Herman
Oh, it was rough. The Storrs Agricultural School opened in eighteen eighty-one with a handful of students — I think the first class was something like a dozen young men. The curriculum was basic: farming techniques, some science, practical skills. It was essentially a trade school with academic aspirations. The facilities were primitive. The faculty was tiny. And there was constant political pressure from the state legislature about funding.
Corn
Who was running it?
Herman
The first principal was a man named Henry Phelps Armsby. He was a serious agricultural scientist — had studied at Yale and in Germany, which was the center of advanced agricultural research at the time. Armsby wanted to build a real scientific institution. But he was constantly fighting with the legislature over money. At one point, the school's annual appropriation was something like eight thousand dollars. That's for everything — salaries, buildings, equipment, everything.
Corn
Eight thousand dollars a year to run an entire college. Even in eighteen eighty-one dollars, that's absurd.
Herman
It was barely enough to keep the doors open. Armsby left after a few years, frustrated. The school went through a series of principals and presidents in those early decades, each one struggling with the same problems — not enough money, not enough students, and a state government that wasn't sure it wanted an agricultural college at all.
Corn
How did it survive?
Herman
And the fact that the Morrill Act framework gave it a legal reason to exist. Plus, the farmers' organizations kept pushing. The Connecticut Grange was a powerful political force, and they saw the school as their project. There was also a growing recognition — nationally, not just in Connecticut — that American agriculture needed to modernize. The eighteen seventies and eighties were a period of intense agricultural depression in parts of the country. Soil exhaustion, falling prices, competition from the Midwest. Scientific farming wasn't just a nice idea — it was becoming an economic necessity.
Corn
Mansfield — with its failed silk experiment — was a pretty vivid case study in what happens when you don't modernize.
Herman
The town had bet on silk and lost. The agricultural school was, in a sense, a bet on a different future — one based on science, experimentation, and training farmers to think systematically about what they were doing.
Corn
Walk me through the name changes. Storrs Agricultural School to UConn — that's a lot of evolution.
Herman
It's a story in four acts. Act one: Storrs Agricultural School, eighteen eighty-one. Small, struggling, focused entirely on practical agriculture. Act two: in eighteen ninety-three, it became Storrs Agricultural College. The name change reflected a slightly broader mission — still agricultural, but "college" implied a higher level of academic work. Act three: in eighteen ninety-nine, it became Connecticut Agricultural College. That was significant — the state name replaced the Storrs name in the institution's title. The Storrs brothers' town kept their name, but the college was now officially a state institution.
Corn
The brothers themselves — Charles had died by then, right? Augustus even earlier?
Herman
Augustus died in eighteen ninety-two, Charles in nineteen hundred. So Charles lived just long enough to see the name change to Connecticut Agricultural College, barely. But neither of them saw what came next.
Herman
The big transformation. In nineteen thirty-three, it became Connecticut State College. That reflected a major expansion — it was no longer just agriculture. They'd added liberal arts, sciences, education programs. It was becoming a comprehensive state college. And then in nineteen thirty-nine, the final step — the University of Connecticut.
Corn
Nineteen thirty-nine. So from a dozen farm boys in eighteen eighty-one to a full university in less than sixty years.
Herman
The growth really accelerated after World War Two. The GI Bill sent enrollment soaring. The university added graduate programs, professional schools, a medical school later on. Today, UConn has something like thirty-two thousand students across all its campuses. It's a major research university with a multi-billion-dollar economic impact on the state.
Corn
The town — Storrs, Connecticut — is basically built around the university now.
Herman
It is the university. Storrs isn't an incorporated town, technically — it's a census-designated place within the town of Mansfield. But the name "Storrs" is what everyone knows. The main campus, the post office, the roads — it's all Storrs. Two bachelor brothers who never had children gave their name to a community of tens of thousands of students who've passed through over the decades.
Corn
Let me ask you something, since you grew up there. What did it feel like, as a kid, to live in a town that was named after two nineteenth-century merchants?
Herman
You know, it's funny — when you're a kid, you don't think about it much. The name is just the name. But I remember walking across campus with my friends, past the old stone buildings, and every so often you'd see the name "Storrs" carved somewhere and think, oh right, actual people started this. Horsebarn Hill was my favorite spot — it's this big open hill on campus where they used to keep the agricultural school's animals. By the time I was a kid, it was mostly a place for sledding in winter and flying kites in summer. But you could still feel the agricultural roots of the place.
Corn
That's very Connecticut.
Herman
It's beautiful, actually. You can see for miles from the top. And it's still there — still part of the campus, still used by the agriculture students. There's something about that continuity that gets to me. The same hill where the first students learned soil management in the eighteen eighties is still part of a working agricultural program.
Corn
Let's talk about the Morrill Act's broader legacy, because that's a huge part of this story. UConn isn't unique — there are land-grant universities all over the country.
Herman
More than seventy of them. The Morrill Act of eighteen sixty-two created institutions like Michigan State, Penn State, Cornell, MIT, Purdue, Texas A and M — the list goes on. A second Morrill Act in eighteen ninety added funding and required states to either admit Black students to their land-grant colleges or establish separate institutions, which led to the historically Black land-grant colleges. The whole system transformed American higher education.
Corn
It's one of those pieces of legislation that most people have never heard of, but it shaped the country in enormous ways.
Herman
Before the Morrill Act, American colleges were mostly private, mostly religious, and mostly focused on training clergy and gentlemen in the classics. The idea that a university should teach farmers and engineers, that it should be publicly funded, that practical knowledge was just as worthy as Latin and Greek — that was radical. And it worked. The land-grant universities produced the agricultural scientists, the engineers, the teachers who built the twentieth-century American economy.
Corn
The Storrs brothers were part of that wave, even if they probably didn't think of themselves that way. They were just two old men who wanted to help their hometown.
Herman
Which is what makes the story so human. They weren't visionaries in the sense of having some grand theory of education. They were successful merchants who'd done well and felt an obligation to the place they came from. Charles in particular seems to have been the driving force. He was the older brother, the one who served as a trustee. Augustus was more in the background.
Corn
What happened to their business after they died?
Herman
That's an interesting question, and honestly, I don't know the details. The wholesale business in New York presumably was sold or dissolved. Neither brother had children, so there was no one to inherit it. The money they'd made largely went into the school, one way or another. Charles's estate left additional funds to the college after his death.
Corn
They essentially gave everything to this institution.
Herman
And for the first couple of decades, it must have looked like a questionable investment. The school was tiny, underfunded, constantly on the brink of being shut down by the legislature. It didn't become coeducational until the eighteen nineties. It took decades to build any kind of reputation. If you'd visited Storrs in eighteen ninety and looked at that little agricultural school, you would not have predicted a flagship state university with a basketball program that wins national championships.
Corn
Ah, right — the basketball. UConn's a powerhouse now. Men's and women's.
Herman
Sixteen national championships between the two programs. The women's team under Geno Auriemma is arguably the greatest dynasty in college sports history. For a school that started as an agricultural experiment station, it's become synonymous with elite basketball.
Corn
Which is a pretty remarkable second act. The Storrs brothers probably never imagined that their little farming school would one day be on national television with millions of people watching.
Herman
They probably never imagined television, period. But there's something fitting about it. The land-grant mission was about serving the whole state, not just the elite. And sports — whatever you think of big-time college athletics — is one way a university connects with ordinary people. The UConn basketball programs have done more to build statewide pride and identity than any academic program ever could.
Corn
That's a fair point. Though I suspect Charles and Augustus would be baffled by the whole spectacle.
Herman
They'd walk into Gampel Pavilion and have no idea what was happening. But I think they'd recognize the core idea — that this institution they helped create belongs to the people of Connecticut, and that it matters in their lives.
Corn
Let me circle back to something you mentioned earlier. The silk industry collapse in Mansfield. That feels like an underappreciated part of the story. Without that economic devastation, does the town fight so hard for the agricultural school?
Herman
Or at least, the political will wouldn't have been as strong. Mansfield in the eighteen seventies was a town that had tried to industrialize and failed. The soil was poor for traditional farming. The silk experiment had collapsed. The town needed a new economic identity. The agricultural school offered that — not just as an employer, but as a source of expertise that could help local farmers improve their practices.
Corn
The Morrill Act created the financial mechanism. Federal land grants, sold off to fund the school.
Herman
Connecticut sold its Morrill Act land — mostly out west somewhere — and used the proceeds as an endowment. The Storrs brothers' donation provided the physical campus. The combination of federal policy, state politics, local economic desperation, and individual philanthropy is what made it happen.
Corn
What was the relationship like between the school and the town in those early years? Was there tension, or did everyone get along?
Herman
There was definitely tension. Some local farmers were skeptical of "book farming" — the idea that professors could tell them how to run their farms. Others resented the tax money going to the school. But over time, the relationship improved, especially as the school started producing graduates who could demonstrate practical results.
Corn
Who were the first cohort?
Herman
Mostly local farm boys, as I mentioned. The first class was tiny — maybe a dozen or so. They lived in a converted farmhouse. They worked on the school's experimental farm as part of their training. It was hands-on, practical, and not particularly glamorous. But for young men who couldn't afford Yale or Wesleyan, it was an opportunity.
Corn
Did the school charge tuition?
Herman
Initially, it was free for Connecticut residents — part of the land-grant mission of accessibility. That changed over time, but the principle of keeping costs low for in-state students has been part of UConn's identity from the beginning.
Corn
Let's fast-forward to today. A hundred and forty-five years after the donation. What's the Storrs brothers' legacy, in concrete terms?
Herman
UConn is a billion-dollar-plus enterprise now. It's the largest public university in Connecticut, one of the top public research universities in the country, with campuses across the state. The main campus in Storrs employs thousands of people. The university's economic impact on Connecticut is enormous — something like five billion dollars a year, if you count direct spending, research funding, and the earnings of graduates who stay in the state.
Corn
The town of Storrs itself — what's it like now?
Herman
It's a college town through and through. About fifteen thousand permanent residents, plus the student population. The campus is the center of everything. There's a little downtown area with restaurants and shops, but the university dominates. It's quiet in the summer when students leave, and packed during the academic year. Horsebarn Hill is still there. The old stone dairy barn is a landmark. The whole place has a kind of gentle, rural-academic feel that's very New England.
Corn
You sound nostalgic.
Herman
Storrs shaped me. Growing up there — wandering the campus, going to basketball games, sledding on Horsebarn Hill — it gave me a sense of what a university could be. A place that belongs to everyone. A place that started with a gift from two old men who wanted to do right by their hometown.
Corn
You know, you've never really talked about what you did after you left Storrs. You mentioned international consulting. That's pretty vague.
Herman
It was consulting. Nothing mysterious about it.
Corn
Consulting for whom? You've got all these stories about traveling the world, but you never actually specify what you were doing.
Herman
I helped organizations with strategic planning. Cross-border operations. That sort of thing.
Corn
That's the most spy-adjacent description I've ever heard. "Cross-border operations." Were you a spy, Herman?
Herman
I was not a spy. I was a consultant.
Corn
That's exactly what a spy would say.
Herman
Corn, I was a pediatrician before I went into consulting. Spies don't typically do a decade-plus in pediatric medicine as cover.
Corn
That would be excellent cover, actually. Nobody suspects the pediatrician.
Herman
I'm going to move us back to the Storrs brothers now, if you don't mind.
Corn
But I'm filing this under "unresolved.
Herman
The point I was making is that growing up in a town named after philanthropists — seeing what a gift like that can become over a century — it sticks with you. Charles and Augustus Storrs couldn't have imagined UConn in two thousand twenty-six. But they planted the seed. And that's worth remembering.
Corn
Two bachelor merchants who never married, never had children, and essentially adopted an entire state's future. There's something quietly moving about that.
Herman
And here's what I think gets overlooked in a lot of these institutional histories — the Storrs brothers weren't exceptional. They were successful, yes, but they weren't titans of industry. They weren't famous. They were just two people who had more than they needed and decided to give it back, in a way that was tied to a specific place and a specific community.
Corn
The specificity matters. They didn't give money to some abstract cause. They gave land — their family's land — to create something in their hometown.
Herman
And that land carried meaning. The Storrs family had farmed it for generations. Charles and Augustus grew up on it. When they donated those hundred and seventy acres, they were giving away a piece of their own history.
Corn
Do we know where the original farmhouse was?
Herman
It's not standing anymore, but the site is on the UConn campus. There's a marker, I believe. The university has done a decent job of preserving the historical memory of the brothers, even though most students probably walk past without noticing.
Corn
Most students everywhere walk past historical markers without noticing. That's practically a law of nature.
Herman
But every so often, someone stops and reads, and the story gets passed on. That's how these things work.
Corn
Alright, let's zoom out for a moment. What's the big takeaway from the Storrs story, beyond the local history?
Herman
I think it's about the multiplier effect of public investment in education. The Storrs brothers gave a hundred and seventy acres and five thousand dollars. The Morrill Act provided the framework and some initial funding. The state of Connecticut — grudgingly at first, then more enthusiastically — kept the institution alive. And a hundred and forty-five years later, that initial gift has multiplied into an institution that educates tens of thousands of students a year, conducts billions of dollars in research, and anchors an entire region's economy.
Corn
It's a pretty good return on investment.
Herman
It's an astonishing return on investment. And it's not just economic. Think about the lives changed — the first-generation college students, the kids from working-class families who got an education they never would have had otherwise. The research breakthroughs in agriculture, health sciences, engineering. The cultural impact — the artists, the teachers, the nurses, the engineers who came out of UConn and went on to do important things. You can't quantify all of that.
Corn
It started with two old men and a farm.
Herman
It started with two old men and a farm.
Corn
I want to ask you one more thing about the Morrill Act context, because I think it's easy to miss how radical it was. You mentioned that the act was signed during the Civil War. That's a striking detail — the country is literally tearing itself apart, and Congress is passing legislation to create agricultural colleges.
Herman
It's one of the most remarkable things about the Civil War period. While the Union was fighting for its survival, the Republican Congress was passing a series of transformative laws — the Homestead Act, the Pacific Railway Act, the Morrill Act. They were building the institutional foundations of the post-war economy even as the war was still being fought. Justin Morrill, the Vermont congressman who sponsored the act, had been pushing for it since the eighteen fifties. It had actually passed Congress earlier but was vetoed by President Buchanan. Lincoln signed it in eighteen sixty-two.
Corn
It almost didn't happen. If Buchanan had signed the earlier version, or if the Civil War had gone differently...
Herman
The counterfactuals are endless. But the point is, it did happen. And it created a system that transformed American higher education. The Storrs Agricultural School was a tiny piece of that system, but it grew into something significant.
Corn
Let's bring it back to Mansfield for a moment. You mentioned the silk industry collapse as the crisis that created political urgency. Was there anyone else in the state pushing for an agricultural college, or was it mostly the Mansfield delegation?
Herman
It was broader than just Mansfield. The Connecticut Grange and other farmers' organizations had been lobbying for years. There were proposals to locate the agricultural college in other towns — some people wanted it closer to Hartford, others suggested New Haven. Mansfield won out partly because of the Storrs brothers' offer, and partly because the town's economic situation made it a sympathetic case.
Corn
The donation wasn't just generous — it was strategically timed.
Herman
Very much so. Charles and Augustus knew what they were doing. They'd been watching the agricultural college debate in the state legislature. They understood that a land donation plus cash would make Mansfield an attractive choice. They were merchants — they understood negotiation and timing.
Corn
That's an important point. They weren't just sentimental old men giving away the family farm. They were savvy businessmen making a calculated philanthropic investment.
Herman
And that makes the story more interesting, not less. They used their business skills to craft a gift that would have maximum impact. The conditions they attached — that the school be located on their land and bear their name — ensured that their legacy would be tied to the institution's success.
Corn
The name mattered to them.
Herman
And it worked. A hundred and forty-five years later, we're still saying their name.
Corn
Alright, Herman — final thoughts. You grew up in Storrs. You left for your mysterious international consulting career. What does this story mean to you personally?
Herman
It means that places shape people in ways they don't always recognize at the time. Growing up in a town named after philanthropists, on a campus built on donated land, surrounded by the idea that education is a public good — that sinks in. I didn't think about it much as a kid, but looking back, I can see how it formed me. The idea that you give back. That institutions matter. That a small gift can grow into something enormous over time.
Corn
That's genuinely lovely. Even if you were a spy.
Herman
I was not a spy.
Herman
Now — Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the nineteen seventies, a marine biologist working in Patagonia discovered that a single species of nudibranch — a type of sea slug — produces a chemical compound in its skin that is chemically identical to a defensive toxin previously known only from a single species of Antarctic sponge. The two organisms have not shared a common ancestor in over five hundred million years, making this one of the most extreme cases of convergent chemical evolution ever documented in a single surviving artefact — a frozen tissue sample that still sits in a university freezer in Punta Arenas.
Corn
...right.
Corn
A frozen sea slug in Patagonia.
Herman
This has been My Weird Prompts. Thanks to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop. If you enjoyed this episode, leave us a review — it helps. Find us at myweirdprompts dot com. I'm Herman Poppleberry.
Corn
I'm Corn. Thanks for listening.

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