#2200: Reading the Geopolitical Forecast in Oil Prices

When markets spike on breaking news, which price signals actually tell you what traders believe will happen next—and which ones are already priced in?

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Reading the Geopolitical Forecast in Oil Prices

When the U.S. Navy blockade of Iranian ports was announced this morning, oil spiked immediately. WTI climbed about five percent to ninety-four dollars, and Brent crossed a hundred again. But here's the critical insight that most coverage missed: ninety-four dollars is actually lower than where crude was trading on April fifth and sixth, when WTI hit a hundred and twelve.

This gap tells you something fundamental about how to read financial markets as forecasting tools: the market already knew this was coming.

The Pre-Pricing Problem

This is the central epistemological challenge when trying to use commodity markets as a geopolitical forecasting tool. The futures price isn't a pure forecast of what will happen—it's a probability-weighted average of all possible outcomes, discounted for what the market already believes is likely.

When traders saw the Islamabad peace talks collapsing and Trump posting about blocking ships, they started bidding up the front month. By the time CENTCOM made the official announcement, a significant portion of that risk premium was already embedded in prices. The market had partially anticipated the move.

This means if you're watching oil at ninety-four and thinking "the market is reacting to the blockade," you're actually behind the curve. The more interesting question is: what would genuinely surprise the market at this point?

The Surprise Scenarios

On the de-escalation side, a sudden ceasefire announcement—particularly Iran agreeing to abandon nuclear weapons capability—would collapse the front month rapidly, probably toward eighty-five to ninety dollars overnight. Goldman Sachs estimates that fourteen to eighteen dollars of the current Brent price is pure geopolitical risk premium. Strip that out and you're back in the ninety to ninety-five range on fundamentals alone.

On the escalation side, an Iranian attack on Gulf state oil infrastructure—Saudi Aramco facilities, UAE export terminals—would spike prices toward a hundred and thirty or higher. Or if Iran closes the Bab el-Mandeb alongside Hormuz, creating two simultaneous chokepoints, that's a scenario the back end of the curve isn't yet pricing in.

The Curve Shape Is the Real Forecast

Most mainstream coverage focuses obsessively on the spot price. Almost nobody explains what the curve shape is actually telling you.

As of late March, Brent was trading at about a hundred and fifteen for the May contract and dropping to eighty-four ninety for December—that's a thirty-dollar drop across seven months. This degree of backwardation, where near-term prices are dramatically higher than deferred prices, encodes a specific belief: the disruption is temporary. Each monthly contract is essentially a vote on whether the crisis persists into that month.

Even more nuanced is the "smiley-face" curve formation currently visible. Near-term contracts are elevated because of immediate disruption. The far end is also elevated relative to pre-war levels—shifted up twelve to fifteen dollars—but the middle of the curve, the summer months, is lower than both ends. This reflects the market pricing a temporary disruption with a return to something like normal, but genuine uncertainty about the transition period.

This formation is rare and requires a very specific set of beliefs: near-term disruption is real and severe, the far end is permanently repriced upward, but the path between here and there is uncertain. The market is saying: "we think this ends, but we don't know how."

Options: The Distribution of Outcomes

While the outright price tells you the market's central estimate, options pricing tells you the distribution of outcomes the market is pricing around that central estimate. Three signals matter in real time:

At-the-money straddle premium: The cost of buying both a call and a put at the current price reveals the market's uncertainty budget. A widening straddle tells you uncertainty is increasing even if the outright price isn't moving much—often a leading indicator of bigger moves ahead.

Call skew versus put skew: Right now the market is in a call-skew regime, meaning out-of-the-money calls are more expensive than equivalent puts. This signals the market is more worried about a supply spike than demand collapse. But if skew rotates toward put skew, the dominant fear shifts from supply disruption to demand destruction. At sustained hundred-plus oil, recession risk starts to overwhelm supply risk in the market's probability weighting.

Gamma exposure (GEX): As options positions cluster around key price levels, the hedging activity of market makers creates self-reinforcing dynamics. When you see oil bouncing off ninety-five repeatedly intraday, that's often not fundamental analysis—it's market structure. This is a limitation worth acknowledging: you can't always tell if a level is holding because traders believe something or because there's a wall of options expiring there.

Physical Market Confirmation

This is where signal confidence increases significantly. Tanker rates, refiner bidding behavior, crack spreads—these are the real economy confirming or contradicting what the paper market is doing.

Mideast-China VLCC rates hit over four hundred thousand dollars per day in early March—an all-time record. Atlantic and Pacific LNG freight rates jumped forty-plus percent. Those aren't algorithmic artifacts. Those are actual shipping companies paying real money to move physical barrels. When the paper market and the physical market are aligned, your signal confidence goes up substantially.

Polymarket: A Complementary Signal

Prediction markets offer something commodity markets literally cannot: probability estimates for specific discrete events.

Polymarket has over a hundred and twenty active Hormuz-related markets with over forty-two million dollars in total trading volume. The largest single market—whether Kharg Island is still under Iranian control by June thirtieth—has twenty-three million dollars behind it. A ceasefire market is trading at seventy percent odds across Kalski and Polymarket combined, with eighty-seven million dollars in volume.

But here's the key difference: oil tells you the magnitude of expected disruption. Polymarket tells you the probability of specific discrete events. The oil curve doesn't care whether the UK specifically sends warships through Hormuz. Polymarket has that market trading at nine percent, implying a roughly one-in-eleven chance the UK joins the blockade in the next seventeen days—despite PM Starmer's explicit public commitment that the UK won't join. The market is pricing his word at about ninety percent reliable in that window.

The liquidity difference between these markets is roughly three to four orders of magnitude on a daily basis. A single hour of oil futures trading dwarfs the largest Polymarket market. This doesn't make Polymarket useless—it makes it a different instrument. For reading the next twenty-four hours specifically, oil options have a significant edge for magnitude and direction signals.

The Bottom Line

When you're trying to extract a geopolitical forecast from financial price data, you need all three lenses working together:

  • The futures curve shape tells you the market's belief about the duration of disruption
  • Options skew tells you what distribution of outcomes the market is pricing
  • Prediction markets tell you the probability of specific discrete events
  • Physical market signals confirm whether the paper market is actually connected to reality

No single price tells you the whole story. The sophistication is in reading the ensemble.

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#2200: Reading the Geopolitical Forecast in Oil Prices

Corn
Alright, so we've got a live one today. And I mean that literally — this is breaking as we record. Here's what we're digging into: the U.S. Navy began enforcing a blockade of all Iranian ports this morning at ten a.m. Eastern. The Islamabad peace talks collapsed after twenty-one hours. Oil is spiking. Polymarket is moving. And the central question we want to work through is: when you're trying to read what the market thinks is going to happen in the next twenty-four hours, which lens do you use? Commodity futures, prediction markets, options volatility — how do you actually extract a geopolitical forecast from financial price data? That's the episode.
Herman
Herman Poppleberry here, and yeah, this is genuinely one of those days where the podcast topic and the news cycle are the exact same thing. The blockade announcement hit at ten this morning, WTI climbed about five percent to sit around ninety-four dollars, Brent crossed a hundred again. And the first thing I want to flag — because I think it's the most underappreciated signal right now — is that ninety-four dollars is actually lower than where we were on April fifth and sixth, when WTI was sitting at a hundred and twelve. The blockade caused a spike, but prices are still well below prior highs. That tells you something important before we even get into the mechanics.
Corn
It tells you the market already knew this was coming.
Herman
That's the pre-pricing problem, and it's the central epistemological challenge when you try to use commodity markets as a forecasting tool. The futures price isn't a forecast of what will happen — it's a probability-weighted average of all possible outcomes, discounted for what the market already believes is likely. So when traders saw the Islamabad talks failing and Trump posting on Truth Social about blocking ships, they started bidding up the front month. By the time CENTCOM made the official announcement, a significant portion of that risk premium was already embedded. The market had partially anticipated the move.
Corn
Which means if you're watching oil at ninety-four and thinking "the market is reacting to the blockade," you're actually behind the curve. The more interesting question is: what would genuinely surprise the market at this point?
Herman
And that's exactly the right framing. There are really two categories of surprise here. On the de-escalation side, a sudden ceasefire announcement — Iran agreeing to abandon nuclear weapons capability, which is what Vance was demanding in Islamabad — would collapse the front month rapidly, probably toward eighty-five to ninety dollars overnight. Goldman Sachs estimates fourteen to eighteen dollars of the current Brent price is pure geopolitical risk premium. Strip that out and you're back in the ninety to ninety-five range on fundamentals. A credible peace deal would drain that premium fast.
Corn
And on the escalation side?
Herman
An Iranian attack on Gulf state oil infrastructure — Saudi Aramco facilities, UAE export terminals — would spike prices toward a hundred and thirty, potentially higher. Or if Iran follows through on the threat to close the Bab el-Mandeb alongside Hormuz, you've got two major chokepoints simultaneously disrupted. That's the scenario the back end of the curve is not yet pricing. Right now, December Brent is sitting around eighty-four to eighty-five dollars. If that starts moving above a hundred, the market is essentially telling you it no longer believes this resolves in 2026.
Corn
Let's stay on the futures curve for a minute because I think this is the most underexplained tool in mainstream coverage. Everyone talks about the spot price. Nobody explains what the curve shape is telling you.
Herman
The curve is doing a lot of work right now. As of late March, Brent was at about a hundred and fifteen for the May contract and dropping to eighty-four ninety for December — that's a thirty-dollar drop across seven months. WTI showed a similar structure, from around a hundred and two in May to seventy-seven in December. That degree of backwardation — where near-term prices are dramatically higher than deferred prices — is the market encoding a belief that the disruption is temporary. It's a duration clock. Each monthly contract is essentially a vote on whether the crisis persists into that month.
Corn
So the shape of the curve is the forecast, not just the level.
Herman
The shape is more informative than the level, yes. And there's an even more nuanced formation in the current curve that OilPrice flagged — what they called a smiley-face shape. Near-term contracts are elevated because of the immediate disruption. The far end is also elevated relative to pre-war levels — Morgan Stanley noted the back end has shifted up twelve to fifteen dollars from where it was before February — but the middle of the curve, the summer months, is lower than both ends. That reflects the market pricing a temporary disruption with a return to something like normal, but genuine uncertainty about the transition period. How messy does the middle look? That's what the curve shape is encoding.
Corn
That's a rare formation. I don't think I've seen that described in any of the mainstream oil coverage.
Herman
It almost never appears. Backwardation is common in supply crunches. Contango is common when storage is abundant. But this smiley-face structure requires a very specific set of beliefs: near-term disruption is real and severe, the far end is permanently repriced upward, but the path between here and there is uncertain. The market is saying "we think this ends, but we don't know how."
Corn
By the way, today's script is brought to you by Claude Sonnet four point six — our AI writer is on the case. Okay, so we've established that the futures curve is doing sophisticated geopolitical forecasting. But you mentioned options earlier — volatility, skew. How does that layer add information?
Herman
This is where it gets genuinely granular. The outright price tells you the market's central estimate. But options pricing tells you the distribution of outcomes the market is pricing around that central estimate. There are three signals I'd be watching in real time today. First, the at-the-money straddle premium — that's the cost of buying both a call and a put at the current price. If the straddle implies a five-dollar move over the next week, that's the market's uncertainty budget. A widening straddle tells you uncertainty is increasing even if the outright price isn't moving much.
Corn
Which could actually be a leading indicator.
Herman
Often is. Second signal: call skew versus put skew. Right now we're in a call-skew regime — out-of-the-money calls are more expensive than out-of-the-money puts at equivalent distances from the current price. That means the market is more worried about a supply spike than a demand collapse. But here's what MenthorQ flagged as particularly informative: watching skew rotate. If call skew starts flipping toward put skew, the dominant market fear is shifting from supply disruption to demand destruction. At a hundred-plus oil sustained for months, the recession risk starts to overwhelm the supply risk in the market's probability weighting. That rotation can happen on a single headline.
Corn
So you could have oil at a hundred and ten but put skew, which would mean the market thinks the bigger risk is actually a demand crash, not further supply disruption.
Herman
That's a sophisticated read and it does happen. The third signal is gamma exposure — GEX. As options positions cluster around key price levels, the hedging activity of market makers creates self-reinforcing dynamics at those levels. Right now there are likely significant option strikes around ninety, ninety-five, and a hundred dollars on WTI. Those levels act as magnets or as resistance depending on the direction of travel. When you see oil bouncing off ninety-five repeatedly intraday, that's often not fundamental analysis — it's market structure.
Corn
That's the part that makes me slightly nervous about reading too much into short-term price movements. You can't always tell if a level is holding because traders believe something or because there's a wall of options expiring there.
Herman
That's a legitimate limitation, and it's why the physical market signals matter. Tanker rates, refiner bidding behavior, crack spreads — these are the real economy confirming or contradicting what the paper market is doing. Right now, Mideast-China VLCC rates hit over four hundred thousand dollars per day in early March — that's an all-time record. Atlantic and Pacific LNG freight rates jumped forty-plus percent. Those aren't algorithmic artifacts. Those are actual shipping companies paying real money to move physical barrels. When the paper market and the physical market are aligned, your signal confidence goes up significantly.
Corn
Let's talk about where Polymarket fits into this, because the prompt is specifically about the comparison between commodity markets and prediction markets. And I want to push back a little on the framing that oil is just categorically better. There are things Polymarket can tell you that the futures curve literally cannot.
Herman
That's fair, and I'd actually put it as complementary rather than competitive. Polymarket has over a hundred and twenty active Hormuz-related markets right now with over forty-two million dollars in total trading volume. The largest single market — whether Kharg Island is still under Iranian control by June thirtieth — has twenty-three million dollars behind it. That's not trivial. But you're right that the nature of the signal is different.
Corn
The oil curve tells you the magnitude of expected disruption. Polymarket tells you the probability of specific discrete events. "Will the UK send warships through Hormuz by April thirtieth?" — currently trading at nine percent. Oil cannot answer that question. The futures curve doesn't care about the UK specifically.
Herman
And that nine percent number is interesting in its own right. It implies there's a roughly one-in-eleven chance the UK joins the blockade in the next seventeen days. PM Starmer explicitly said the UK won't join — that's a public commitment. But the market isn't pricing it at zero, because public commitments in wartime diplomacy have a non-trivial probability of reversing. The market is pricing Starmer's word at about ninety percent reliable in a seventeen-day window. That's a specific, nuanced judgment that no commodity price encodes.
Corn
And Polymarket has a ceasefire market trading at seventy percent odds across Kalshi and Polymarket combined, with eighty-seven million dollars in volume. That's a meaningful signal about how the crowd is reading the diplomatic situation.
Herman
The volume is what gives it credibility. The ninety percent probability on US forces entering Iran by December thirty-first has a hundred and fifteen million dollars behind it. That's not retail punters — at that volume, you've got sophisticated players who've done real analysis taking positions. The question I'd ask about any Polymarket price is: what's the incentive for someone with real information to correct a mispricing? In liquid markets, that incentive is strong. In thin markets, you can have prices that persist far from fundamental value because the correction trade isn't worth the effort.
Corn
Which brings up the liquidity gap problem. The largest Polymarket Hormuz market has twenty-three million dollars. A single hour of oil futures trading is orders of magnitude larger. The signal-to-noise ratio is just structurally different.
Herman
The liquidity difference is roughly three to four orders of magnitude on a daily basis. That doesn't make Polymarket useless — it makes it a different instrument. For reading the next twenty-four hours specifically, I'd give oil options a significant edge for magnitude and direction signals, while Polymarket is better for specific event probabilities and for tracking sentiment on outcomes that don't have a direct commodity price equivalent. The Bab el-Mandeb market at twenty-four percent is a good example — that's a specific geopolitical event that would have massive commodity implications if it happened, but the commodity market only tells you the aggregate risk, not the specific probability of that one chokepoint closing.
Corn
Walk me through what the Bab el-Mandeb scenario actually means, because I think some listeners might not have the full picture on why a second chokepoint matters so much.
Herman
The Bab el-Mandeb connects the Red Sea to the Gulf of Aden — it's the gateway to the Suez Canal for vessels coming from Asia and the Gulf. Hormuz handles roughly twenty percent of global oil and gas supply. Bab el-Mandeb handles a significant portion of the same traffic on the outbound leg. If both close simultaneously, you've essentially severed the primary energy corridor between the Persian Gulf and Europe. The Cape of Good Hope route around southern Africa adds two to three weeks of transit time and significantly higher costs. TD Securities estimates nearly a billion barrels of supply will be lost by end of April just from the Hormuz disruption. A simultaneous Bab el-Mandeb closure would multiply that figure substantially.
Corn
And Iran has explicitly threatened it in the last few hours.
Herman
The IRGC spokesman called the blockade an act of piracy and warned warships nearing the Strait would face a strong and decisive response. The Bab el-Mandeb threat is partly Iran signaling that it has escalatory options. Whether they exercise it depends on how the next forty-eight hours play out. The Polymarket market at twenty-four percent by April thirtieth reflects genuine uncertainty — the market isn't dismissing the threat, but it's not treating it as the base case either.
Corn
Here's what I find genuinely strange about today's price action. WTI is at ninety-four after the blockade announcement. But six major banks have published oil price targets ranging from eighty-five to a hundred and fifty per barrel. That's the widest spread in history apparently. Which means the smartest institutional oil analysts in the world basically have no idea what happens next.
Herman
The spread reflects genuine scenario divergence, not analytical incompetence. If you model a rapid resolution — Hormuz reopens by mid-April, Iran accepts a framework deal, the ceasefire holds past April twenty-second — you land somewhere in the eighty-five to ninety range. The geopolitical risk premium drains, OPEC spare capacity fills part of the gap, demand that was destroyed at a hundred-plus comes back. If you model the escalation scenario — blockade persists through summer, Bab el-Mandeb closes, Iranian proxies attack Gulf state infrastructure — you're looking at a hundred and thirty to a hundred and fifty, potentially higher on a supply shock.
Corn
The futures curve is essentially splitting the difference and saying: we'll be somewhere in the middle, and we think it resolves before year-end.
Herman
The curve's implied scenario is roughly: disruption persists through spring, partial resolution by summer, relatively normal supply conditions by late 2026. That's why December Brent is at eighty-four to eighty-five, not a hundred. But — and this is the critical caveat — that price is not the market saying "this is what will happen." It's the market saying "given all the possible outcomes weighted by their probabilities, this is the expected value." The distribution around that expected value is enormous right now. The options market is pricing that enormous distribution. The outright price is just the mean.
Corn
So when someone asks "what is the market predicting?" they're actually asking the wrong question.
Herman
They're conflating the mean with the distribution. What you actually want to know is: what does the distribution look like, how fat are the tails, and which direction is the tail fatter? Right now, the right tail — the escalation tail — is fatter than the left tail. Call skew reflects that. The market is more worried about a hundred and thirty oil than it is about seventy oil. That's the real forecast embedded in prices today.
Corn
Okay, let's get practical. If you're actually trying to track geopolitical developments in real time using these tools — not just as an academic exercise but as someone who needs to make decisions — what are the specific things you're watching?
Herman
I'd set up a dashboard with five things. First, the front-month to second-month spread on WTI — the time spread. A widening spread intraday means the market is pricing immediate physical tightness. A sudden narrowing is the first signal of diplomatic progress, often before any news breaks. Traders with physical market exposure see things before the headlines do.
Corn
The physical market as a leading indicator.
Herman
Second: the VLCC tanker rate for Mideast-to-China routes. That's updated daily and it's a pure physical signal — shipping companies don't speculate on the paper market, they price what it actually costs to move barrels. When that rate starts falling from four hundred thousand a day, someone with real cargo is finding a way through. Third: the at-the-money straddle premium on the front-month contract. Expanding straddle means uncertainty is rising. Collapsing straddle means the market thinks it knows how this resolves — in either direction.
Corn
Fourth?
Herman
Skew direction and magnitude. Is the market more worried about supply spike or demand crash? That rotation is the most sophisticated single signal available. When put skew starts dominating, the market has shifted its primary fear from the war to the recession it causes. Fifth: the back end of the curve. December Brent above a hundred is the signal that the market no longer believes in a 2026 resolution. That's the regime change in the forecast.
Corn
And layered on top of all of that, you'd have Polymarket for the specific binary events — ceasefire probability, Kharg Island control, Bab el-Mandeb closure — as a cross-reference for the narrative the commodity prices are encoding.
Herman
Polymarket is particularly useful for calibrating which specific scenarios the commodity market might be pricing. If the ceasefire probability on Polymarket drops sharply — say it falls from seventy percent to forty percent on a news development — and oil doesn't move much, that's an interesting divergence. Either the commodity market already priced in the ceasefire failure, or the Polymarket move is noise. Investigating that divergence is where real analytical edge lives.
Corn
There's something almost philosophical about all of this. We're using markets — which are aggregations of human beliefs and capital — to forecast the decisions of specific humans in a crisis. And those humans are also watching the markets. The Iranian negotiators know what Polymarket is pricing. The ceasefire probability is public information.
Herman
The reflexivity problem. Markets don't just observe geopolitics — they influence it. When oil hits a hundred and twelve and the futures curve says the market believes the war lasts through spring, that signal reaches Tehran, Riyadh, Beijing, and the Oval Office. A sufficiently high oil price increases the political cost of the war for the administration. A sufficiently low oil price — if the market decided the disruption was manageable — would reduce the urgency of a deal. The price is simultaneously a forecast and a pressure signal.
Corn
Which means reading the market as a neutral forecasting instrument slightly misses the point. It's a forecasting instrument that is also an actor in the situation it's forecasting.
Herman
Rapidan Energy projects a six hundred and thirty million barrel net loss by end of June, accounting for pipeline redirections, strategic reserve releases, and demand destruction. That number is the market's best estimate of the physical impact. But the political response to that number — strategic reserve releases, emergency OPEC+ meetings, pressure on Iran from countries whose economies are being hammered — is itself shaped by the price signal. The market creates the urgency that drives the resolution it's forecasting.
Corn
That's the feedback loop that makes this so hard to read cleanly. Alright, let me try to pull together some practical takeaways here, because I think there are a few things that are genuinely actionable.
Herman
Go for it.
Corn
First one: stop reading the spot price as the forecast. The spot price is the probability-weighted mean of a very wide distribution. The distribution — the options market, the skew, the straddle premium — is where the actual forecast lives. If you're only watching WTI at ninety-four, you're getting roughly a quarter of the available information.
Herman
Second: the futures curve is the most underused tool in public geopolitical commentary. The fact that December Brent is at eighty-four to eighty-five is a more informative statement about expected war duration than most news articles. Watch the back end of the curve. If it moves above a hundred, that's a regime change in the market's forecast that warrants serious attention.
Corn
Third: Polymarket and commodity markets are complementary, not competing. Use oil for magnitude and direction of the aggregate disruption. Use Polymarket for specific event probabilities that commodity prices can't directly encode. The divergences between them are where the interesting analytical questions live.
Herman
Fourth — and this is the one I keep coming back to — the market already knew. Almost every major development in this crisis has been partially pre-priced. The blockade announcement this morning caused a five percent spike, but WTI is still well below the April fifth and sixth highs. What actually moves markets in a situation like this is genuine surprise. And in a crisis this heavily watched, genuine surprises are rare. The analytical value is in identifying what would constitute a surprise and positioning around those tail scenarios.
Corn
Which brings us to the open question for the next twenty-four hours: the ceasefire technically extends until April twenty-second. The blockade is now live. Iran is threatening escalation. Macron is organizing a multinational navigation mission. Vance said the Islamabad proposal was the final and best offer. The market is at ninety-four. What would move it significantly off that equilibrium?
Herman
Iranian acceptance of the framework deal collapses it toward eighty. An Iranian strike on Gulf infrastructure spikes it toward a hundred and twenty-five or higher. A Chinese intervention — Beijing has enormous economic interest in Hormuz reopening — could be the wild card that breaks the stalemate in either direction. The Polymarket market on US-Iran diplomatic meeting by June thirtieth is at fifty-six percent. That suggests the market thinks there's still a pathway to a deal, even after today.
Corn
The market is not nihilistic about this. Fifty-six percent on a diplomatic meeting, seventy percent on a ceasefire — those aren't small numbers given what happened this morning.
Herman
The market has seen a lot of crises that looked terminal and resolved. The futures curve embeds that historical prior. It's not naive optimism — it's probability-weighted realism. And right now, the curve's realism says: this is bad, it will get worse before it gets better, but it ends before December.
Corn
We'll see. This is one of those episodes where we might need to revisit in a week.
Herman
The curve will tell us before the news does.
Corn
Thanks as always to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop for keeping this operation running, and big thanks to Modal for the GPU credits that power the whole pipeline behind this show. This has been My Weird Prompts. If you want to follow along as this situation develops, search for My Weird Prompts on Telegram and you'll get notified when new episodes drop. Stay sharp out there.
Herman
Talk soon.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.